Horizontal stripes. You’ll either look like you’re a prisoner or a Marcel Marceau wannabe.
LF yard chore
Raking leaves
LF era for hair styles
The era in which all the girls I called for dates had just washed their hair.
Least favorite animal that is trapped for fur.
Chinchilla
LF animal associated with disease
Rats, purveyors of vermin.
Least favorite Rick & Morty character?
Mr. Poopybutthole
LF classic movie
Gone with the Wind. It just never clicked with me.
Least favorite Beatles song?
Hey Jude. It’s a very good song; I’ve just heard it too many times.
Least favorite Winter Olympic event?
Skeleton. Just because brain damage is not cool and the potential here is huge.
Least favorite flower
Roses. I hate that overpowering, sickly sweet stink.
Least favorite Bible story
The one in Judges where Yiptach vows to sacrifice the first thing to come out of the door of his house to HaShem, in Thanksgiving for winning a battle.
When he gets home, his daughter comes running out to greet him oops!
Like he couldn’t anticipate that would happen? And what kind of houseful of kosher animals did the guy have anyway? did goats and sheep frequently wander in and out the door?
No. Obviously it’s a contrived story, and very badly contrived. That’s why I don’t like it, especially because contrived stories usually at least have an obvious moral, and this one doesn’t.
LF moral to a story.
Home Alone - If trouble strikes, don’t call the police. Your best weapons are paint cans and marbles.
LF Greek myth
Ixion. Zeus has a couple o’ hundred affairs, but let someone else look at Hera, and bang! Fiery wheel for eternity.
Least Favorite Trump Twitter of the last week?
All of them
LF thing to go wrong with your body
Snapping off my left wrist bone. Yes, it literally snapped off.
LF thing you have to have with you at all times.
My reading glasses.
Least favorite event at the Winter Olympics?
Curling - it’s essentially slow-motion bowling with an extraordinary amount of attention paid to it
LF adult beverage everybody else seems to like
Bloody Caesar. Like a Bloody Mary, but using clamato juice instead of tomato juice. In Canada, Caesars are so popular that it can be hard to find a place that has just plain tomato juice with which to make a Mary. And I hate Bloody Caesars.
Least favorite airline that you have travelled on?
Spirit. Not worth the cheap ticket.
Least favorite national monument
Stonehenge WWI Memorial, Washington - this doesn’t exactly send a patriotic message
LF canned food