Egg Foo Yung. I don’t eat eggs (allergies), so no matter what the chef does to make his or her egg foo yung palatable, it won’t agree with me. And I wish my friends would stop ordering it for our table. But at least I don’t have to eat it.
Least favorite MLB baseball team?
The NY Yankees, of course, there was even a default button on my keyboard for this!
YLF NFL Team?
The New England Patriots. Deflategate didn’t do them any favors.
Least favorite NHL hockey team?
The Anaheim Ducks: there’s just no ice in Anaheim!
[to continue the game]
Least favorite pizza topping?
Ground Beef
YLF soft drink
Diet anything–Coke, Pepsi, Sprite, and so on. They just taste wrong.
Least favorite item on the menu at McDonald’s?
Filet o fish sandwich
YLF Broadway musical?
Of successful ones that most people like, but I happen to hate with a passion, West Side Story. There are obscure, awful things I could dig up that I probably would hate to watch even more than WSS, but of “real” shows everyone has heard of, definitely WSS. No rational reason, really, it just annoys me. Maybe because Romeo and Juliet annoys me.
I’m not crazy about My Fair Lady, either, although I have a legitimate reason for that-- I just don’t think anyone should have gone mucking about with Pygmalion.
Oh: YLF movie that other people generally like.
There are more than a few, but I’ll go with Lord of the Rings. I tried to watch it on DVD, more than a few times, but I just couldn’t get into it. It was incomprehensible to me.
Least favorite Mel Gibson movie?
Any Lethal Weapon movie after the first one.
Least favorite ingredient that many people put in a dish that you otherwise love?
Cilantro. I HATE cilantro.
YLF joke that other people seem to find hilarious.
Any iteration of a funny home video depicting an innocent child or pet crashing into an unsuspecting father’s groin.
Least favorite film featuring Kevin Costner?
3000 miles to graceland was pretty terrible despite Kurt Russel usually being awesome.
LF Kurt Russel movie
Since he was the uncredited voice of Elvis Presley in Forrest Gump, I’d like to say Forrest Gump, because I hate that movie, but I think that’s reaching, so I’ll say Poseidon, the remake of a movie I love.
LF Tom Hanks movie.
Cast Away. Saw it once, got bored halfway through, stuck with it, and found no need to rave about it. Never rewatched it.
Least favorite Sandra Bullock movie?
Two Weeks Notice
Least favorite delivery pizza?
Domino’s
Least favorite chicken wing restaurant.
My local sports bar. The wings are okay, but just that.
Least favorite fast-food burger?