Hand-split cedar shakes.
Favorite unnatural hair color.
Becky Lynch orange
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Favorite Canadian province
Newfoundland. Lived there for eight years, loved every minute.
Most favorite state in Mexico
Quintana Roo. Lots of space, beautiful beach, damn fine cuisine.
Favorite island that is part of the U.S.
Manhattan Island. Hey, it’s New York City–there’s plenty to see and do.
Favorite airline that you’ve ever traveled on?
Daallo. I was on one of their flights that was not blown up or hijacked. Among major airlines, Emirates.
Favorite sound to hear when waking up in the morning.
Ed McMahon telling me I’ve on the Publisher’s Clearinghouse millions…wait…he’s dead?! D…does that mean I’m dead!!!
Oh well, that might be pretty great too.
Favorite late night talk show moment.
Carson, quotes that history got wrong. Admiral Nelson did not say “Kiss me, Hardy”. It was “Do you like show tunes, Hardy?”
Favorite substitute for a hammer
Staplegun - if staples don’t work, I can use the staplegun itself
Favorite restaurant you’ve only been to once
The Brown Derby
Favorite cheese
A good strong Parmesan. Yum.
Favorite wine? Be as specific as you like.
I wanna go to Miyameeeee!!!
Oh, WINE. nm
Favorite wine? That would be J. Lohr Paso Robles Cabernet Sauvignon, from California. It pairs nicely with a steak.
Favorite (Scotch, Bourbon, Tennesee, Irish, Canadian, etc.) whisky?
Tullamore Dew
Favorite beer
Point.
Favorite word for stupid person.
Fucktard
Favorite term for being inebriated
Shloshed
Favorite comedy sketch group
Royal Canadian Air Farce.
Favorite mortal disease.
Ebola, fun for the whole family.
Favorite fictional disease
“The Plague”, by Albert Camus, set in Oran.
Favorite international border.