Your Most Profound Thoughts Interpreted Into Canadian by SUE

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m blushing all the way down to the beaver on my name tag!

Swirly Thing alert!!

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Life, Liberty, and Security of the Person, if you’re wondering what the relevant part of the Charter of Rights is.

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Please Canadify the story of Hansje Brinker, the little Dutch boy that put his finger in the dyke to save my beautiful country. Eh.

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Sue’s probably never heard that story. Canadian Customs saw the word dyke and seized all of the copies pending nine years of administrative appeals.

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I don’t have any profound thoughts, so I’ll steal something from someone else. Can you translate this for me, Sue?

I get along well with everybody.

or maybe

It’s always darkest just before it goes totally black.

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Otto. I’ve heard that one and I’m Canadian.

Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all.
Exerpted from The Book of Nod

St. TopazAntares: Patron Saint of Quintuplet Posts. And Patron Saint of Chinese Food.
Courtesy of SwimmingRiddles

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I would get into big trouble translating that one in public :wink:

Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

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Canadianspeak - Tulip boy does good eh!

Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

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Canadianspeak - Beaver dam building is such a great group activity.

or

Those cold winter nights, we fry up whale fat in the igloos and make shadow puppets on the wall in the dim lights.

Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

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OK, translate these if you can:

Hairy men deserve hairy women.

There is no such thing as a frostless refrigerator.

I love onions.

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[QUOTE]
Originally posted by foolsguinea:
**OK, translate these if you can:

Hairy men deserve hairy women - Canadianspeak - You gotta love an easterner eh

There is no such thing as a frostless refrigerator - Canadianspeak - In Vegreville where they have the largest egg in the world, they also have the greatest recipe for ice.

I love onions - Canadianspeak - certs certs, two breath mints in one.

Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

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To quote Bob and Doug: Beauty, eh?

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How 'bout:

“Why can’t we just all get along?” - Rodney King

and:

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” - Nietzsche

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Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure it was actually:

“Why can’t we all just get along?” - Rodney King

Does that make a difference?

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:::whooosh!:::

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Advice from the Yorkshireman to his son

Hear all see all say nowt
Ate all ,sup all , pay nowt.
And if ever tha does owt for nowt,
Allus do it for thesen

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Translate this one:

“I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meettings.”

Thanks

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Oh Canadian Sue! You have made me nearly piss my pants with laughter. Maybe it’s watching too much CBC, maybe it’s too much Don Cherry. Maybe it’s a Tim Horton’s going up in my neck of the woods, eh, but damn, you should write Berlitz books.

Here is my profound thought:

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, give a man a remote and he never speaks again. - Shirley Ujestism.

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“Sell a man a fish, and you feed him for one day. Teach a man to fish and you lose a steady customer.”

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Sue, ya gunna translate my quotes, eh?