Your Most Profound Thoughts Interpreted Into Canadian by SUE

Yes. State your most profound thoughts here, and CanadianSue will be more than happy to interpret them for you into that vast mind-probing Canadian point of view.


** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes
profile by UncleBeer

Non licet omnibus adire Corinthum. (latin for “It is not allowed to all to go to Corinth”, which I seem to remember was a Roman luxurious vacation spot.)

Being from the south and all here’s mine.

I thank therefore I ayum.


One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

Why not have my username translated into Canadian?

“Still is the bottom of my sea: who would guess that it harbours sportive monsters? Imperturble is my depth, but it sparkles with swimming riddles and laughters.” Nietzche.


“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
                  -Chef Troy, Haiku Master

Here’s my deep thought:

A day without sunshine is like night.


~~Sunshine
Patron Saint of Newbies Who Don’t Expect Too Much Of the Rest of Us. Also Patron Saint of The Crappy Weather that’s been Sticking Around Swimmy’s Area Lately.
(Canonization courtesy of SwimmingRiddles)

“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”

Good Luck CS…

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…

–The wise and powerful, Dr. Seuss

With love and respect for all things Canadian,


If knowledge is power, then just call me PEPCO.

So you want Canadianspeak do ya… well I’ll give it my best shot… and ummm thanks m’dear ultress. As your punishment, there shall be no chips :wink:

aha - (I thank therefore I ayum)- Canadianspeak - The asti spumante is colder on the mountain range.

Arnold Winkelried - (Non licet omnibus adire Corinthum. (latin for “It is not allowed to all to go to Corinth”) - Canadianspeak - 8 hours of driving will take you to the fields, flowers and deadspace of Saskatchewan, a june bug’s paradise.

Swimming Riddles (Why not have my username translated into Canadian?) - Canadianspeak - As I float down the North Saskatchewan River I lift my limbs frequently so I dont get hit by the unidentifiable floaters.

Sunshine - (A day without sunshine is like night) - Canadianspeak - I live in the Northwest Territories and damn I love that 23 hours of darkness in the winter time.

Have I mentioned Im not very good at this?


Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

My favorite:

I think I am, therefore I am…I think.

{i]Sometimes when we touch
the honesty’s too much
and I have to close my eyes and

load my AK-47 and go on a little killing spree*

There ya go :wink:


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

CS, don’t be so hard on yourself: you’re doing a great job. I thought you were just going to add “eh” on the end of them… :wink:

Here’s my thought offered up humbly for translation:

You are what you take the time to become.

or maybe

People in glass houses should wear pyjamas

Cs, does Dr. Seuss not translate well in the Frozen North? Or is it my breath?


If knowledge is power, then just call me PEPCO.

Patience Patience


Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

Why do birds keep on singing?


** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes
profile by UncleBeer

if I may assist CanSue here (as an actual minion of the Canadian Goverment/Gouvernement du Canada):

SoMoMom said:

in Canadian:

“Peace, Order and Good Government.”

Mr Cynical said:

in Canadian:

“I’m goin’ to Tim Hortons for a double-double and a bear claw, eh!”

"


Swirly Thing alert!!

AwesomeCosmicPowers -

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…

Canadianspeak -
You have toques on your head.
You have boots for your shoes.
You can oar yourself
in some brand new canoes.
You’re down the river. Through the Kicking Horse Pass.
Beholding the scenery, and freezing your ass…


Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

SoMoMom - (Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness) - Canadianspeak - Beer, Heat, and the Pursuit of the puck…

Mr. Cynical - (I think I am, therefore I am…I think) Canadianspeak - Didnt parliament recess for the summer?

Sealemon - (Sometimes when we touch
the honesty’s too much
and I have to close my eyes and
load my AK-47 and go on a little killing spree) - Canadianspeak - Trust them thar yankees to mix pleasure and pain all into one.
dpr - (You are what you take the time to become)Canadianspeak - You are what you take the time to eat.

or maybe

People in glass houses should wear pyjamas - Did I mention Smug lives by an insame asylum and takes daily walks there?


Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

Rodd Hill I think I love you :wink:


Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

Ultress - (Why do birds keep on singing?) - Canadianspeak - sings like Karen Carpenter
Why do Geese keep on honking?


Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man

The Canadian Contingent has also come up with -

Mr. Cynical - I drink, therefore I think Im drunk, I think

Sealemon - Sometimes when we hunt, the drinking gets too much, and i have to close my eyes and pass out, then Ranger Rodd comes along and I’m in big shit!


Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man