Long story made short, I play a game called Star Trek: Attack Wing. Kor, one of the Klingon captains, has a special ability that can force opposing ships to fire on Kor’s ship rather than a target of their choosing. Naturally, I need some good Klingon(ish) taunts to throw about when I use this ability. Preferably at least some of the lines will not get me throat punched after the tournament but don’t let that limit you.
A band of peace-loving hippies can take over one of your warships! It’s happened!
Even the Organians have given up on peace-keeping.
That’s the second-largest paramecium I’ve ever seen.
Your father makes sex-toys for Vulcans.
There’s no need for the Prime Directive: no one wants your interfering corruption!
Your best Starship Captain prefers illusions to reality. Your second-best Starship Captain is in a mental hospital. Your third-best Starship Captain doesn’t know how to keep his shirt in place.