… and died in his sleep.
See…I actually thought it was Kirk first (In Nexus)…Sisko second (As Benny whasisface) and Picard third (The Picard shirt tug).
I literally got them all wrong.
Would a Klingon ever say, “I got it wrong?”
Hah! New Klingon insult! “You admit it when you’re wrong!”
A real Klingon runs with it! “Everybody else was wrong! Herd animals! Schooling together like fish! A Warrior fights alone!”
“Situation Ethics are for Earthers! A Klingon is always right!”
Also, “Your mother was a Holodeck addict and your father was a broken sewage drain.”
“Tribble-jammer!” (or “-filcher!”)
“Sehlat-wrangler!”
“May the fleas of a thousand mugatoes infest your armpits!”
I also went with Kirk in the Nexus, but then went with Picard because he’s supposed to eventually become senile. Then I got stuck on number 3, since it also seemed to be Picard for the reason you said.
Then I realized that Kirk actually chose to leave the Nexus once he realized it was fake. (And, if you go by the books, was revived by Borg nanoprobes and still goes on adventures with Spock and a rejuvenated Bones.)
“May a weird Talosian seduce your sister!”
You so ugly yo momma had to tie a tractor beam around your neck to the get the tribble to play wit’ you.
[Voice of Bugs Bunny]: Ehhhh, yer mother was an Eymorg!
Ugly bag of mostly water!!
And what was the name of that pool of evil slime at the end of TOS? It was all the worst parts of the population gathered into one being and then left alone to suffer. It almost passive agressived Kirk to death. Anyway, call him one of those.
But if you really want to get strategic, say this:
“Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries.”
I’d estimate a good 83% of internet denizens can be completely sidetracked from any goal - no matter the urgency - by the simple expediency of instigating a competitive bout of Monty Python quotes. And there is no need to declare a bout, just use a quote and the rest will follow. The only unaffected opponents will be those who lack the nascent competitive drive to take up the challenge, or who are simply too young to get the reference.
Thus leaving you to mop up the non-combatants and the noobs.
Wipers of other peoples’ bottoms! :mad:
“Only the weak threaten with words.”
You can’t be the first to taunt if you use that one.
“You a big doo-doo head. #SoundsTougherInTheOriginalKlingon”
A pregnant Bajorian could defeat you!
“You couldn’t bat’leth your way out of a wet paper bag!”
“You couldn’t find your way out of a holodeck with four doors!”
I think you’re thinking of the TNG episode Skin of Evil, aka, the one where Tasha dies. Unless that was a yet another TOS episode remake in the first season of the new show.
It wasn’t. The closest thing to collective beings left to suffer in TOS was “The Lights of Zetar” (aka “Scotty’s Love Story”), where the aliens refused to accept their own deaths and hijacked the body of that week’s guest star.