Wrench Head of the Wild Weirdos MC checkin’ in.
Actually, I know jack about engines, so the name couldn’t be less appropriate. I am a weirdo, though.
Bubba of the Hell’s Beerguts MC
Hmm. We Heavy Horses have a Mickey Mouse and Lil’ Monkey. I’m thinking we’re not the most respected gang aroung here…
I am Bitch of the Nutcrushers. Look out. Because I am a Bitch. And apparently I crush nuts. So…watch it.
Greasy Wheelie of the Cracked Craniums MC.
Well, I do work on motorcycles for a living. Just not Harleys. Or choppers. My Norton was a wrecked chopper when I bought it.:rolleyes: First thing I fixed was the front end! 
Goes like stink, she does. That is when she’s not in pieces. Like now.
Ahhh but see if you’re 15, then you’re “Lil Bitch.” For instance, me.
Ahem. “Lil Bitch of the Dead Donkeys MC”
I like it.
No other Satan’s Barbers yet?
Oh well. I reckon I can kick your asses by myself.
Headbanger of the Booze Junkies MC wants to be free - free to ride his machine and not get hassled by The Man - and free to get loaded! Yeah!
Shall we read the minutes from the last meeting?
Okay, so I’m Ol’ Ratso of the White Werewolves MC. But wait. There are already two ratsos of the WWMC. So what am I? Ratso Emeritus?
The Big Cheese and An Arky, you two had better hang onto your trainer wheels, cuz there’s no room for you in this outfit.
Oh wait. You do have me outnumbered, don’t you? Well, I’m sure we can work something out in an amicable fashion…
I’m Ol’ Mama of the Spider Skulls MC.
I’m Momma of the Spider Skulls MC. Fear me.
I’m Ol’ titty squeezer of the Popes of Hell MC
Bring on the bitches!
Well hello there little lady !!
Nicodemus
A FreeRider of thirty-plus years now.
Sworn to Fun, Loyal to None
I really do have the bike ('79 HD Shovelhead), built it with my own two hands and have riden and partied with real 1% clubs.
When I read the OP I missed the link and was thinking “WTF?” but, upon review, I understand.
Ratso of the Hell’s Beerguts MC.
Ratso?
Another member of the Donkey Punchers checkin’ in here. As a bitch, shouldn’t I be looking for some weenie (hehehe) hanging from a tree (yeah right) that I can catch with my mouth and bite (yum??)?
Right. 
I’m Ironhorse, another member of the Heavy Horses Motorcyle Club.
IRL I don’t belong to any motorcycle club and don’t have a knickname, though by buddies have dubbed my bike the Red Hornet because it looks like a demented robot hornet and, well, it’s red.
Ol’ Jelly Belly of the Hungry Horses MC.
Yep.
Shovelhead of the** Dead Donkeys MC** checkin’ in!