I be Dragstrip King, of the Spider Skulls MC! 
Kneel before me, thou bitches!
Blink.
Blink.
Loud, sudden, uncontrollable laughter.
Oh Inigo, that hilarious, that is. You poor sod. 
Lil’ Cycho Aaron of the Dirty Drunkards MC
(and no, I’m not 15, I’m actually legal)
How you doin, bitch?
I’m Bitch of the Hungry Horses MC while my girlfriend is ** Bitch of the Popes of Hell MC**…both oddly on the money as I’m a recovering large animal pre-vet student and she’s a recovering catholic…
[QUOTE=ivylass]
I am Bitch of the Booze Junkies MC???
*Me Too!
[QUOTE=Mooella]
Bitch fight!
I’m still waiting on the ‘Popes of Hell’ logo… 
Titty Squeezer of the Spider Skulls MC
Ok, Terrific
Hey! I’m
Ol’ Momma of the Popes of Hell MC
But I did some experimenting: females are always
Li’l Bitch
Bitch or
Ol’ Momma
hmmph
I’m Ratso of the Donkey Punchers MC.
That would be Ol’ Cycho That’s right, “Cycho,” not “Psycho,” of the Booze Junkies
And it turns out my sweet wife is Ol’ Mamma of the Nutcrushers, which explains rather a lot, now that I think of it…
::“Born to Be Wild” theme swells in background::
I think we number 5 now.
Jim