On the MTV show “celebrity deathmatch” we get to see clay avatars of various celebrities get killed in a variety of ways. My question is:
What celebrity would YOU have get spindled, mutilated, and folded if YOU were a deathmatch writer? Who would do it, and what would happen?
i know i’m straying from the norm here, being that the show only pits people against people, but i’d like to see some animals fight. animals that normally never fight with each other.
like a colony of fire ants versus a colony or army ants. or an emporer scorpion versus a bird-eating spider. i guess pretty much any fierce group of arhtropods versus another fierce group of arthropods.
Thanks for providing me with my nightly flesh-crawling moment. Cool but creeehpy idea…
I know I’d like to see Martha Stewart vs either Kathy Lee Gifford or Dr. Laura. Or perhaps, Judge Judy. Or all three against Her Almighty Ego.
Darn. And here I was thinking you were going to ask what dopers you would like to see pitted against each other. Some definite possibilities there.
I’ll take Satan vs. Michael Masterson and DavidB vs. Phaedrus on the undercard with the main event being a classis between Coldfire and Bjorn.
That would be somewhat like Michael Schumacher racing my grandmother.
You also might want to check this site out:
http://www.thefunniest.com/grudge