Doper Death Match!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Chat inspired by Pat:

Who would you like to see fight to the death?

My choice- Michael Masterson Vs. Phædrus!

“Ladies and genteelman! In this corner, 72 lbs of pure teenaged hormones, dumbed to the hilt! In this corner, 215 lbs of unadulterated rhetoric, straight from the vault!”

What happens from there? Who can say…

Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.

2

Michael Masteson and Kellibelli.

I would love to watch Kelli kick his ass, and I am not a violent person. =)

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

3

Here’s a death match for you:

JaxAshby versus Cyberian

*only former AOL SDMB’ers are going to get this one.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

4

I can see it now! Jax in his sexy black speedo and Cyb wearing his 17-yr-old-cheerleader’s outfit. HA!

StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”

5

GAWD, thanks Tyler. You just made me hurl.

Hey, isn’t it about time to post the URL to Jax’s homepage?

I didn’t think so.

You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.

6

Well, I have been lurking awhile . . . and I don’t know about you, but I think OpalCat could take anyone on this board. Period.

I’ve also lurked enough to know that SmickD (I guess he’s gone) was a damned mean flamer.

Mayhap I shall have “the rep” one day.

Awwww, who am I kiddin, I’m just nothingman.

I’ll be in the back slapping the big nosed rasta man.