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I want to be a patron saint.
[chicken run voice]
But I don’t want to be a pie.
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[Smug]
As youse can see, I have an original Swiddles Patron Saint Designation!
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Sure, rub it in. Well, I’m going to do my best to keep this thread from dying before I get sainted. I mean, it’s the only way I’ll ever be a saint in my life. 
What would I be patron saint of? Hmmm… Me a saint… (ROTFLMAO)
Okay, I gotta know…Swiddles, will you do me? 
(I just always wanted to say that.)
(Cool sig, hypergirl!)
Well, hypergirl I’ll help you keep the thread from dying before it’s due time, you deserve to be sainted.
Dijon you of all people deserve to be sainted too, you’re a great guy, and if SR doesn’t saint you then you could always say you’re my saint, how does the saint of hugs and cuddles and the light at the end of the tunnel sound? Oh well, I’ll leave the sainting up to out marvelously talented SR.
What do you say, will you saint us all, oh great one?
Kitty
Thanks you guys for keeping this alive. And thanks to Dijon for my sig. When (and if) I ever get sainted, thats going on my sig along with what I have now. Now we just have to get Swiddles in here.
It sounds to me like Swiddles is going to have to get in line. Patron Saint of Fairy Princess Kitty…now that will be hard to beat! {{FPK}}
Do me, Swiddles! And make me a saint of some sort while you’re at it. 
First time in my life I’m cursing that damned search feature. But, because I’m such a giver…
Bless us, hypergirl, Patron Saint of the Resurrection. Of
old threads. What the hell did you think I was talking about?
As for you other two, I have a right mind to NOT canonize either of you, out of retribution for assuming that anyone on this board other then the Patron Saint of Patron Saints has the power to canonize anyone else. Patron Saint of Hugs and CUDDLES? Please. Child’s play. And we ain’t talkin’ no puppet.
Bless us, yada yada. Dijon: you’re patron saint of condiments. If I already gave that one out, you can be patron saint of spicy condiments from France that are often exchanged via Englishmen in Roles Royces. And Fairy Princess Kitty: you get patron saint of amazing recoveries from near fatal insults to the Patron Saint of Patron Saints into spectacular tookus-kissing. And badly translated Japanese kiddie anime, because that’s what your screen name makes me think of. (Like Hello Kitty’s Happy Joy Fun Park)
Now then, because I just reinjured my already injured toe, and am cranky, I am taking this opportunity to ask you, and anyone else who wanders in here and asks for a canonization that if you use your canonization in your sig to quote it directly, and not attribute something to me I didn’t say. It’s happened a number of times with this thread, and it annoys the hell out of me. Now I am going to put ice on my toe and probably get some ice cream while I’m at it. Good evening.
Well SR, although it’s a bit odd and out there, thanks for the patron saint-izing, and I really am sorry about your toe. I hope you feel better. I know you’ve made all of us new patron saints feel better so you might as well feel just as nice and warm and cuddly inside. (You may all slap me now for sounding like a three year old… really) But seriously I do help you get well soon.
Lots of hugs to you,
Kitty
I didn’t even know this thread was still going. As a newbie I hesitated to jump in, but as it’s still going and he who hesitates is lost… please do me.
Since the gods thread has died (um, is having a nap and recovering its strength…), can I be a saint as well as a goddess, please, swiddles? I missed this the first time round & hesitated to indulge in resurrection, since my usual powers are chaos and confusion (the chaos is everyone else’s, the confusion, frequently mine too, alas!).
Thanks for your time. Sorry to be a pain. But now my sig is just that much cooler.
The better half of me says that I should let old threads die, but it also said calculus was a good idea so what do I know.
So, in light of that, I’ll bite.
Do me next.
Please!
Canonised by Jerry Seinfeld!!! Ohh, the horror…
Truly, you ARE above mere mortals. Many generations of prosperity be showered upon you for this bounty, and so forth, and so on, etc., etc., etc.
[sub]Low, ominous voice: Yet dis thee not the Fairy Princess Kitty, or as her personal Saint I shall be forced to smite thee with endless visits from Care Bears riding My Little Ponies. It won’t be pretty. You have been warned.
Maybe toss in a Smurf or two. Depends on my mood.[/sub]
yay! Smurfs and Care Bears and My Little Ponies! The joy, the rapture, the fun and cartoons! Don’t mind me I’m just having a flashback to my childhood, thank you Dijon, I’ve always wanted a saint to protect me.
Kitty
I don’t even want to know…
::bites down hard::
::sigh::
I’m already the golden smurf, or so Sqrl Cub thinks. I am not a saint yet . . . might the aristocratic beauty be persuaded off her golden throne to saint the lowly commoner?
I don’t mean to be a "me too"er but…
me too! me too! me too!
:D:D:D