(Sung in the voice of the White Rabbit)
I’m late, I’m late
To a very important date
No time to say hello, goodbye
Please SwimmingRiddles, make me a saint!
And not the patron saint who can’t quite rhyme, please.
That’s perfect! How did you know?
Swiddles, dear, Who is the Patron St. of spelling. Have you designated one yet? You kinda need to.
you know, wierddave, you are asking to be demoted to Patron Saint of Crackers.
But I fear you are correct. While my grammar is quite good, my spelling sucks. Never been a priority, what with spell checks everywhere. Everywhere but on this board.
Bless us, St. Spiny Norman: Patron Saint of Danes who are Not Hamlet or the Scarlet Pimpernel, Patron Saint of Cool Independant Record Labels, and Patron Saint of Spelling. (happy, dave?)
SwimmingRiddles posted:
Brooke Karen … Riddles? Probably not. 
Let’s see, take my time and effort to generate a list of names and corresponding titles to organize someone else, or read MPSIMS threads. Hmmmmm.
Swiddles posted:
Now if we can just work on that vocabulary. It’s contracted and contraction.
But otherwise I agree with you.
Oh, Swimming Riddles, I know that you have been working so hard at this, and it is so late in the game, but please, please, please? I did want to be a nun for about a week and a half when I was 11, so this will be a way of making my childhood dream come true, while at the same time allowing me to have sex. Also, could my boyfriend be a saint too? On the internet, he usually goes by Fonz.
I’ll bake you my patented homemade chocolate amaretto cheesecake.
oooh yes! I get to be the saint of prickly flowers! Lets see, who shall I start blessing today? thisles? Roses? Christmas Cacti? Hehee, but sersiously I am very grateful for this honor!1
Make me a saint please. Just not the Patron Saint of Mexican Food Maybe Patron Saint of Molosters, since I looked down the list of last posters and saw my name eight times…oops! Adding another…
Thanks!
Oh why have I ignored this thread until now?
I hope I’m not too late to be ordained as well.
Thank you oh great one, don’t particularly appreciate the being in charge of male porn stars, but if it brings in the ladies, I’ll be happy. 
Thank you so much, great spitter-outer of saints. I absolutely love being the patron saint of running with scissors. You are too kind.
Wow. OK mr man come up with 4 pages of anything remotely showing creativity, and then you can whine.
In other words, lay off SR. She has shown smarts and politeness and even . . . patience.
If you don’t like your “saint name” then create your own. and quit making this thread your life.
Sheesh.
::Swiddles takes out her notebook and makes the notation: “extra points: Nothingman.” ::
I hereby declare that anyone who complains about my spelling, grammer, use of vocabulary, canonization, or any other whining will have their sainthood revoked, and will be given a big black mark against them in said notebook.
Swiddles is getting tired of people who beg her to come up with a creative canonization and then whine.
I’ll take a sainthood!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hmmm - would this effort make you the patron saint of patron saints (a meta-patron, so to speak ?) - and have you considered making this a career ? (Mail-order certificates of sainthoods, expuisitely engraved, tastefully framed and signed by both popes - oopa, a Blackadder moment.)
I hadn’t considered it yet, Norman, but I like the way your mind works. ::scribbles “Get Norman to write a business plan” in notebook::
Thank you Swiddles!
If you have time and energy, Id like to get double canonized too…
Ooh! I truly *** LOVES ***a catfight!
I know i’ve probably dragged this thread from the depths of the abyss, but Swimming, if it’s no problem, would you please, oh pretty please designate me the patron saint of something?
Thank you kindly
Doobieous
:wally