Hey Swiddles. Man, if it’s not your mouth it’s your foot. I’m sure sorry you’re hurtin’. Take it easy, okay?
I’m just checking in to wish you speedy recovery, since this baby is four pages long I figure you’re about sainted out.
get better,
struuter
Forgive me Swim, for I have sinned.
I have not posted in some time, for I have been off around the US learning my trade and fighting the imaginary OPFOR. I have been on a crusade to learn the secrets of Rapid Runway Repair, and the bane that is AM-2 Matting. Forgive me for I have sinned.
Please cannonize me, that I may find my true way back to the boards. Thank you.
Yeah, it’s my first post in months, but I’ve been busy. I needed to make a breakthrough somehow . . .
Trip
Ok… I’m a little late, but count me in 
I bow down before The Patron Saints of Patron Saints, SwimmingRiddles. I beseech thee and ask for your divine blessing on this humble soul!
I’m a newbie and a spastic forum jumper. Can I be a saint, too?
Oh Wonderful Swiddles, I herefore beseech thee, I your most humble servant and biggest fan, beg that you bestow on me a Patron Saintiness. Yea, for I have not been duly designated with a patron-ness, and my life is but an empty void, devoid of patron-osity, and meaning.
Swiddles apparently overlooked me on the previous page 
Please? I’ll put it in my sig! I promise!
Shameless bump conforming to all known standards.
I wanna patron saint designation… pretty-please?
Heck, if the Catholic church won’t take me off their roll, I might as well be a saint - lay that halo on me, Swiddles.
Uh yeah me too. Cannonize I mean. If you need credentials I can fit my whole fist in my mouth and can recit the preamble to the constitution backwards.
That’s all.
–provide for the common flup
Is it too late to become a Swiddles saint?
I hope not. The Olympics are almost over and I’ll need something to keep me occupied shortly…
Can I beg inclusion after not clicking on this thread for a long time?
Hath the patron saint of saints forsaken me? Have I been left to be uncannonized? Will I be cannonized? Only St. Swiddles knows for sure. hint hint
Maybe she’s loading the cannon…
Okay, checking in here for the first time…
Name me!
Heck, I’d like to be in on this, too. That is, if the Mighty still wields the keys. “Free the Water Tower 3!” I like, but it ain’t the most exciting sig for others.
OK I don’t know how I managed not to check in here, OK Swiddles help me get in touch with my saintlier side
Keith
Please make me a saint! It would really help my status with the other Dark Lords.
may i become a saint too?