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The Railway Series (the basis for Thomas) was written by the Rev. W. Awdry; I just looked up the first book, which happens to include the Henry story and its harsh, moralizing ending:

Man. It makes complete sense these were written by a reverend.

Henry does get taken out of the tunnel to help pull a train in the next story, but that was the one Awdry’s publishers insisted he write to tie the first three together. And, presumably, provide a happier ending for Henry. Redemption is possible!

Garfield Goose had Funny Company episodes.

Yes, the theme song will never leave my head. And I didn’t see it very often.

Your last sentence is of course true. But when a book/tv series is so heavily about moralizing, I think this is a situation when a railroad locomotive is most definitely NOT “just” a railroad locomotive.

I borrowed some Richard Scarry books from the library recently, and noticed that they’d been gently updated. They are still charming and full of life. :grinning_face:

In fact, if they were, they’d be genderless. It’s not as if railroad locomotives reproduce sexually, go on dates with each other, etc. And it’s not as if there aren’t any genderless characters in literature.

And now I’m hearing Garfield Goose’s clattering beak in my head!

You’re welcome! :zany_face:

Oh that’s awesome. I love Richard Scarry!

I don’t mind Thomas too much. Those trains are so emotional about everything. When I was teaching pre-school, there was more than child who Really Liked Trains, and also had trouble connecting to emotions. Thomas books were great for discussing how people feel, and why. The faces are quite expressive.

I feel like I should add that I would often edit them as I read them. That line about Henry deserving it, I would never read something like that aloud. But Thomas books were always popular.

That is indeed deranged, if not hallucinogenic. But it is weirdly fascinating.

Teletubbies or Fingerbobs. I can’t decide which one is worse.

Worst cartoons:
Three Stooges
Go Go Gophers
Marvel Superheroes
Spider-Man (1967)
Sherlock Holmes in the 21st Century

Davy & Goliath.
GOD!
What treacly, dull, boring crapola!

I disagree.

I called out Davey and Goliath back in post 4

I probably had no taste as a kid, but I recall liking the 1967 version of Spider-Man and (heaven help me) the Go-Go-Gophers, too. Never cared for the Stooges in any form.

I’d agree with Teletubbies. I’m not familiar with Fingerbobs, but it sounds awful, too.

I remember liking H R Puffenstuff and Underdog, That kid had terrible taste.:wink:

I liked those, too, and adored “Hong Kong Phooey”

Especially That’s so Raven and *The Suite Life of Zack & Cody".

Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn has entered the chat.

Did you ever see The Robotic Three Stooges? I think it’s mentioned earlier upthread. Appalling!