Your top 5

In My Humble Opinion
41

Kids like them too much for them to end up in porn.

42

Um, I’m not married, but if I ever do make the leap, these people will be understood free passes:

John Cusack
Eric Stoltz
Kevin Smith
k.d. lang/Ani Difranco/Amy Ray
I have to second the Paul Newman in his Cat on a Hot Tin Roof days
Intaglio, when did Russell Crowe get married? Did I miss that?

43

Doh. I wanna replace Paul Newman with Aidan Gillen. I love Paul, but since I can’t technically ever have him in his Hot Tin Roof days, I’ll take Aidan instead. He makes me go all giddy.

44

Let’s see here:

  1. Gabrielle Union
  2. Sharon Leal (“Boston Public”)
  3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
  4. Brooke Burke (E! channel babe)
  5. Carolyn Peck (U of Florida hoops coach)
45

I’m terminally single but:

1.Michelle Kwan
2.Mariah Carey
3.Lucy Liu
4.Zhang Ziyi
5.too many

46
  1. Johnny Depp
47
  1. Eminem
  2. Vin Diesel
  3. LL Cool J
  4. Fernando Vargas
  5. Oscar De La Hoya

I like big sweaty men who look like they have been awake for five days or have been bashed repeatedly over the head with a huge plank of wood.
:smiley:

48

Single here too, but anyway:

  1. Tobey Maguire
  2. Eminem
  3. Ewan McGregor
  4. Orlando Bloom
  5. Jude Law

Yum.

49

Shrew,
Russell Crowe got married on April 7, 2003 (his birthday - WTF would anyone get married on their B-Day is beyond me), to on/off girlfriend Danielle Spencer in Australia. It was all over the news, the day of and before.

I want to change my list:
put Paul Bettany as an alternate and replace with John Cusack.
Delete Sting (Tantric Sex might be too much) have to put Kevin Spacey somewhere?

50
  1. Estelle Harris (the costanza mom from seinfeld)
  2. Carol Channing
  3. Maggie Smith
  4. Judy Densch
  5. any nun over the age of 60

My wife made the list.

51

But those kids are going to grow up, too :wink:

52

Alyssa Milano
Penelope Cruz
Kristin Kreuk
Elizabeth Hurley
Natalie Portman

53

In no order:

Rob Van Dam
Jeff Hardy
Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
Bono
Jeremy Roenick (Philadelphia Flyers)

54
  1. Laetitia Casta
  2. Kate Winslet
  3. Rachel Weisz
  4. Monica Belucci
  5. Connie Neilsen
55

OOh! Ooh! PatrickM, DaveBear says I look like Gabrielle Union! :smiley:

My 5 (in no particular order):
*Boris Kodjoe (or however the hell it’s spelled)
*Morris Chestnut
*John Mayer!!!
*Jared Leto
*Shemar Moore even though he’s prettier than I am. I’d toughen him up a little first.

56

Single here. In no particular order:

  1. Elizabeth Hurley
  2. Elizabeth Hurley
  3. Elizabeth Hurley
  4. Elizabeth Hurley
  5. Elizabeth Hurley
57

Chronically single, but here’s my list anyway:

  1. Jennifer Garner (hotter than a 5 alarm fire)
  2. Stacy Keibler (42 inch legs! WOW!)
  3. Christy Romano (Ren from Even Stevens)
  4. Liv Tyler
  5. Ashley Judd (It’s a Kentucky thing)

Oh, and hardygrrl, how are you coping with Jeff’s “departure” from professional wrestling?

58

Only 5?

Well…let’s see…

  1. Michael Vartan
  2. Rhett Miller
  3. Matt Lauer
  4. Adrien Brody
  5. Conan O’Brien
59

celebrities only? (if it weren’t, it would probably be boring to read anyway…)

ok,

  1. Tina Fey
  2. Lisa Loeb
  3. Katie Couric
  4. Natalie Portman
  5. Ashley Olsen
60

:eek: :smiley: Why, thank ya’, ma’am. I’m deeply honored to be selected by such a succulent flower of southern womanhood.

And, yes, Val is quite good. If he ever comes back for the Master class, I think I can turn him into something a lady could really savor. :wink:

I, personally, don’t believe in free passes. I’d prefer to be with a woman who could make me forget about all those other lovelies. Yes, I know that will probably never happen, but we’re all dreaming, here, aren’t we? :slight_smile:

I hope it is okay to go non-Hollywood because, for me, the woman’s personality is way more important than her looks. And, I don’t know any Hollywood celebrities. So, if I can do an all-SDMB Top 5 list, it would have to include the following lovely ladies, in no particular order;

tag (I’ve missed you, sugar. We must not be posting to the same threads.)
miapiace
Searching For Truth (I’m still missing you, Sunshine.)
Kung Fu Lola
betenoir

It was hard to cut the list down that far, too. There are a few others that could easily make the list, if my impressions of them are correct. Kalhoun and Simple Dreamer leap to mind, for instance. And, for the record, MeanOldLady, I think you’re prettier than Gabrielle Union, based on the photos I’ve seen. But, maybe that’s just me.