Your travelling husband or SO goes to a "sex doll brothel" for sexual relief, are you OK with this?

I think most of the doll could be cleaned like any other latex surface: with some sort of diluted bleach spray, water and a cloth. The orifices are removable, invertable and washable.

What? I listened to a podcast once featuring the makers of RealDolls!

I imagine it would feel a bit different than that.

I can maybe imagine myself trying such a thing once strictly out of curiosity. But yeah, I would expect it to be a bit creepy, and no more “satisfying” than taking matters into my own hands.

Just make sure the bleach is diluted with water, and not with ammonia.

…I think I saw that on a fortune cookie…

Isn’t the doll part just a front for the live prostitution going-on behind the door?

Or, “Yes, sir. We have that doll available this evening. However, would you like to see the preferred guest options”?

That is one job you couldn’t pay me enough to do. But I agree that one in the hand is better than two in the latex bush.

Yeah, I agree that it would probably be more of a novelty than have many regular users but who knows. It will be interesting to see if it lasts.

Just checked and apparently it’s on the “not really cool” side of the line. Probably best that I’m not interested. . .

You have to wonder. The rental is for an hour. What the hell can you do with a sex doll for an hour? Small talk after you’re finished?

Foreplay ?

If she is inflated with nitrous, there’s always whippets. :smiley:

Prostitution is legal in Spain, so no need for a front. There are plenty of clubs where you can choose between a lot more than 4 models.

So probably only interesting as a “let’s try it once” kind of deal, at that price is it more expensive than what is considered normal for half an hour.

Thanks, Obama!

(Okay, where’s the “irony” tag?)

Not sure about this “doll brothel” specifically, but male sex dolls definitely exist. With detachable penises that come in different sizes and shapes. I’m on my work computer or I’d link to a cite. :slight_smile:

I don’t mean this as thread derailing, but what reasonably able person really needs “sexual relief”? It’s not a physical emergency.

Really?

I could swear I saw a documentary where two nurses gave fist aid.

Odd. I think I saw a documentary where someone gave a nurse fist aid.
(Actually not. I’m not into fisting but that’s all I could think of when I saw your typo(?).

I rather doubt it, since I saw another documentary from the same series, explaining the duties of the Head Nurse. Which, as it turned out, where not just supervisory and administrative.

For a hundred bucks? I’ve been seriously misinformed about how expensive brothels are if that even comes close to a reasonable price.

Do you mean “needs to* pay *for some service for sexual relief” or just “needs sexual relief” in general. Because I agree that the former isn’t urgent, the latter can often be quite important.

No doubt, but as we enter a new age of feminism fulfilled, and education and lucrative careers by the barrel-load, young women will no longer offer sex for money.

It might be regular for those who wish to remain strictly faithful to their wives.