Your travelling husband or SO goes to a "sex doll brothel" for sexual relief, are you OK with this?

You’re right, I really meant the former.

I -of course- have no idea what brothel charges would be. I’m proposing that the ~US$100 offer is just to whet your appetite… get you to look at the alternate menu.

The article says the Spanish Doll Brothel charges 80 euros which is 84 dollars today.

Outside of any potential disease/parasite transmission or risk…meh. I wouldn’t care.

Prostitution is legal in Spain, but not profiting from selling someone else’s services. So, no pimping.

What does that mean in practice? It does not seem desirable to allow prostitution, but to prohibit the organization of prostitution into safer environments. Does the law mean that a brothel is only allowed if it is organized as some kind of profit-sharing cooperative?

As anywhere, there will be multiple type of set ups. Larger clubs for instance will either make money from entry fees (from clients and working girls), from selling food and drinks or from charging for room rental. The ones I’ve heard of from people that should know, are really more like dance clubs with attendance of a few hundred people a night. What the girls get for their services is their’s to keep.

Prices in these kind of places are usually around 150 euros an hour (with shorter dates also being possible for around half). Not particularly cheap for Europe.

I’m pretty sure this is not at all true. Education has been available to women in industrialized countries for probably half a century now, and ‘luctrative careers’ are becoming harder and harder to come by for men and women alike. On the other hand, most of the taboos that kept women (and men) away from having sex for money (I…e conservative sexual mores about purity and so forth) are falling by the way side.

I would expect that in the near and medium term there will be more people interested in having sex for money, not fewer (at least in industrialized and semi-industrialized countries).

I found it odd that it was posited as an “either/or” in the first place. They made it sound like the husbands would be forced to cheat any time their spouse wasn’t available for sex, unless a sex doll was made available. I dunno but I’d guess anyone with such requirements would just be offered a divorce.

No, if I was married I would not be okay with this.

But was it fist aid or first aid? Or was it an aide?

So does the doll get to keep the money?

And for inflatable dolls, does that allow pumping if there is no pimping?

I’d think it was kinda hot.

But I’d be mad that he a. didn’t tell me first, and b. didn’t give me full details after.

I am reminded of the story of a doctor taking some residents around the hospital.

In one bed, they see a patient masturbating. The doctor explains that he has a condition that requires him to climax every day to avoid a dangerous blood pressure spike.

Further down the hall, they see a patient in bed with a nurse. “Same condition; better insurance.”

Jealous of this Spanish sex stuff, I bring you the latest from the Belfast Telegraph; we will not be out-weirded !
As was the unofficial motto of Bill: “Laissez le bon temps rouler”.

Man with cow slurry fetish jailed

A man with a cow slurry fetish has been jailed for five years after threatening to kill a family who tried to stop him targeting their farm.

David Truscott (43) repeatedly rolled around naked in cow slurry and developed an obsession with a farm in Redruth, Cornwall.

Exeter Crown Court heard that Truscott, formerly of Camborne, Cornwall, targeted the property over an eight-year period to indulge in his bizarre fetish.
He initially removed cow pats from the farm but his behaviour escalated, with Truscott regularly entering Woodbury House Farm to masturbate in slurry.
The court heard that Truscott decided to exact revenge on farmers Clive and Jackie Roth when they erected bollards and removed slurry from their cattle in a bid to deter him.
Truscott, who was jailed in 2005, 2009 and 2011 for his actions at the farm, repeatedly set fire to their shed, tractor, enclosures and hay - killing a calf in one blaze.

In September 2009, he received a 16-week sentence after he stripped naked in the cattle pen, released the cattle and climbed into the slurry spreader.
On his release, Truscott returned to the farm and sat naked in cow muck. He was jailed for a further 20 weeks.

Representing Truscott, Robin Smith said: “Clearly, he is a complex and troubled character.”

Northern Ireland delivery man who pleasured himself through letterbox caught on CCTV making unwanted delivery
Last August a man who was having work done on his late mother’s house at Dairies Road in Monea became suspicious after observing a “puddle” on the floor just inside the front door of the house, the court heard.
He installed a CCTV camera to identify the culprit and footage showed a Parcelforce van pulling up outside the house one lunchtime. The man walked to the door and placed his private parts in the letterbox on the front door. On the recording he then appeared to masturbate through the letterbox.
The incident lasted a few minutes, before the man got back into the van and drove off.

Marks & Spencer customer pleasured himself while walking around store

  • A Northern Ireland man has pleaded guilty to pleasuring himself while walking round a Marks and Spencer store
    Gareth Larmour was twice caught performing sex acts on himself at stores in Bangor, a court heard last week.
    On one occasion the 26-year-old sleaze brushed past a fashion store assistant leaving a DNA sample on her trousers.
    A solicitor for the Millisle dad-of-two claimed his sex crimes were a “cry for help”.*

Maybe I’m kinda behind the curve, but do the dolls move or do anything? Cause really I’d save myself the $85 and just rub one out if I was that horny. It might be a fun thing for my wife and me to do together, though. But then if she was there, we’d probably just save the $85 and… oh maybe I’m just not cut out for doll sex.

Sometimes they become self-aware and go on existential quests that usually end up in a murderous rampage.

I would have to flip this around
Wife, if i had one, spends $100 to rent a vibrator.

My answer…

What the hell was going on in your head??
For $100 bucks i could have bought you the entire product line with rechargable batteries
and you could have taken them with you

Which makes this not an analogous situation. These aren’t blow-up dolls. They’re Real Dolls, or a similar product, which range from $5500-7000.

(Also, I would be wary of any vibe/dildo (or, for that matter, a masturbatory sleeve) that you could buy an entire product line for $100, unless there were only maybe 3 or 4 different products in the line. Below that I’d be worried about durability and material selection.)

To actually answer the OP…I’d not be OK with it - wouldn’t consider it cheating, or even a waste of money per se - I’d be icked out…that’s way too much sharing of sex toys with strangers.