Hetero men don’t see that whole lesbian thing as a turnoff - years of watching porn aimed at straight men teaches them that somewhere out there, there are lesbians who just can’t wait to engage in a threesome with some random guy.
Suggested answer: “I’m going to Kickyouinthenuts.”
Hello! You were having breakfast in the Castro. Unless you’re wearing a shirt that says “I AM STRAIGHT” people are just gonna assume you’re gay there.
During an unusually warm October weekend, my boyfriend and I were in the process of a really sweet break up. He had just moved from KY to Virginia Beach, about eleven hours from me, and we had agreed that breaking up was best. So we made the best of it. I flew over and we had a whirlwind weekend, which involved going to the beach, where we rented a jetski. We took turns riding it and while he was on the boat and I was jetting around the ocean, another jetskier approached me. We cooled our engines and drifted on the ocean and in conversation and after about five minutes, he asked me out to dinner. I always thought that was sweet, though I obviously had to say no.
[Quagmire] Hey, have you ladies ever been penetrated? [/Quagmire]
While in grad school, I was eating lunch one day while sitting on a long bench on campus. While I was engrossed in my sandwich, I kept getting a feeling of being watched. I glance over and laying on the other end of the bench, with her feet pointed towards me, was a reasonably attractive undergrad gal reading a textbook. She was peering intently at me over the top of the book. I go back to eating sandwich. Glance over at her again, and shes still staring at me. I glance over a third time and she then lowers the book, smiles, raises her knees and slightly spreads her legs…she’s wearing a skirt, no underwear and now showing me her naughty bits. :eek:
Being a newly married guy at the time, I was just a bit freaked out. My immediate thoughts were A) she’s nuts B) this is some sort of sorority pledge rite C) I’m a victim of the Candid Candid Camera.
I immediately flee the scene and return to the lab where I relate the story to my advisor. After a good laugh at my expense, she then proceeds to tell me how, when she was in college she answered the door to her apartment and a guy was standing there wearing nothing but a red bow around his erect penis. The guy gave a gulp and a “you’re not the one I expected to find here” look and then fled down the hall, out of the building and into the snowy night.
Wait…this isn’t the case? You’re bursting my bubble!
A few years ago at an after-work happy hour, a really cute brunette came up to me soon after I arrived, poked her finger in my chest, and said, “Tonight’s your lucky night.”
As I was recently divorced, I was new to the dating scene and was left pretty much speechless.
It’s not anything “gross”. IME, it’s because it’s one of the few places that serious dancers don’t get treated like second class citizens at a bar. Straight women who love to dance (serious dancing, like night club 2, cha cha, swing [east and west coast] etc) go to gay bars because there are plenty of leads there (we don’t care whether they’re men or women). And straight guys who also like to dance know that that is where they can find us.