Not sorry.
I, OTOH, like kids, but am very uncomfortable around babies- if someone tries to hand me one, I demur, I am afraid i will drop it.
Naw. IMHO ketchup is fine if you are a kid. I checked- sweet pickle relish has 3 grams of sugar, catsup 4. And if you had both- too sweet.
But I prefer dill pickle relish, which can be found- sometimes.
However, as long as it is your hot dog, go ahead and put chutney or kimchi on it. or whatever.
My only use for ketchup is when they have those thick fries, (I prefer thin fries) and my choices are Malt vinegar, ketchup or tartar sauce. So I mix the vinegar with some ketchup.
Great line.
When I’m in our backyard and I have to pee, I’ll sometimes pee through a gap in the fence into our neighbor’s yard. That neighbor is an asshole and I enjoy knowing that, come rainy season, a corner of his yard is going to smell pretty bad.
I am a terrible person and I do feel bad, but I’m not so stupid as to tell anyone why.
Come now, you live in mix Denny’s neighborhood with the glory hole girls?
*bodies in the yard.
Or the grass will be very green.
Don’t ask. You don’t need to know the answer. Trust me.
Gato is bad, bad, bad.
I don’t really know anything because his views on these things are something like “when committing crimes never have a partner in crime or leave witnesses” Mums the word. Plus he tells tall tales. Really he’s nice
My googling shows sweet relish is about 4 to 4.5 but of course different brands will differ somewhat. Let’s just say they’re about the same.
So now the goalposts have been moved to a new claim: using BOTH is too sweet. Ok, I don’t like relish; am I fine to use ketchup if I don’t use relish?
Totally agree here. But a lot of people don’t accept this live and let live philosophy, and feel compelled to tell me I’m doing it wrong if I put ketchup on my hot dog. Like Cecil up above, and the people who agree with him.
Sometimes I drop the F-bomb, but never in front of humans. Just the cats.
In my defense, they’re tiny furry delinquents and frequently have it coming.
And it’s hardly a one-way street. They say much worse about me in that smug little cat language of theirs. If dinner is five minutes late, Benny is probably calling me something obscene, Macaroni is filing a formal complaint with management, and Ollie is just yelling whatever the cat equivalent of “YOU BASTARD” is from three feet away.
There are a lot of F-meows in this house.
I order pepperoni and pineapple pizza quite often. Sue me.
I have never attended a funeral or a memorial service and likely never will. I find the idea ghoulish and pointless. And no, I don’t feel bad about it. However, I will expect people to wail piteously upon my passing.
I don’t like babies and I refuse to hold them. They aren’t cute or cuddly; they’re just parasitic blobs that can’t talk or control bodily functions. Nor do I care for children under about the age of 10 unless they’re girls. Little boys are assholes, generally speaking, and I speak from experience. Teen girls are also assholes, so there is a narrow window of acceptance.
I have called out sick from work when I wasn’t actually sick.
Give me a dog any day over youngsters.
Crimes of mine -
I hate fresh green beans. Out of the can only. The subtle metallic taste is great.
We have a ‘Day of the Week’ clock. Analog. You can get within about an hour or so. Yes, we are retired. We do of course have real clocks. The crime is we have sent some of these to people that are not yet retired.
There are some dishes that absolutely require Kraft American Cheese. I’m looking at you English Muffin, bacon, tomato and of course KAC. Brown it under the broiler just a wee bit.
Yeah, about dogs…
They are really… just okay.
Flees
I like to get people fired. It’s a failing I can’t control.
I don’t care what your job is, you don’t perform it adequately I will tell on you. If that gets you fired. Tough nuts.
Yeah, I’m a tattletale. I will self-abuse later today.
Maybe.
And tics.
I’m English and I don’t drink tea.
I make cheese on toast using a toaster and a microwave.
Generally speaking, I can’t be arsed to read books. I haven’t read a novel in decades.
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I do not know what the claim is, but a lot of aficionados distain catsup. So do I, but you do you is what i say.
You’re very wrong. Ketchup helps counteract how overly salty hot dogs are. I’ve had BBQ sauce on grilled sausages and it’s delicious. Very similar idea.
I don’t find it any more disturbing to see an animal injured or killed in a movie or TV show than to see the same thing happen to a human character.