I never cry at funerals.
I drink instant coffee with milk and too much sugar.
I think the c-word is my favorite word in the English language, when used appropriately (or inappropriately, as the case may be). Its close alternative, t-word when I want to be kind.
I (sometimes) pick fights with board members (when they are obviously wrong, or just annoying c*s).
Are you English? I ask because they seem to use that invective a lot.
Oh, yeah, my confession: I’m Genghis Khan when I’m behind the wheel of a car. Fortunately, no one can here the things I say to some of the drivers around me.
No. But it’s one of the things I admire about them.
If I see someone fall down I can’t help laughing.
I’ve watched every episode of Downton Abbey.
You monster!
So have I.
If someone at work calls me by name, I act like I know who they are, but about half the time I don’t.
I prefer the company of pets (and other animals) over people.
Call yourself man’s best friend, do you?
Piker. I have watched every episode of Dusty’s Trail.
Multiple times.
SRSLY??
Watching drama series doesn’t count, people.
CONFESS, you degenerates!
You might be the first person in history to call Dusty’s Trail a “drama series” 
My favorite cheeseburger is the cold angus double cheeseburger from the 7/11. My peers at work gag in horror!
I’m currently watching re-runs on PBS on weekends. There’s a lot I missed. And I’ve watched the movies multiple times…what should I be watching instead, to make me less terrible? I so hate to be thought of as un-cool.
Fair enough. Had to look it up.
I’ve a good mind to kick you out of the confessional for wasting everyone’s time.
Did 3 years as a commise. I eat ravioli out of the can cold while hanging out in an EVE Online gate camp … and I can make a beef wellington so delicious that it will bring tears to your eyes.
I can make a hákarl wellington that will bring tears to your eyes.
I’m still receiving emails from a job I left a while ago. I’m noticing they’re not including my replacement in those emails. There’s just six people in the department and no one has noticed? I should feel bad but I don’t I’m kinda getting a good laugh about it.
I’ll give you Downton Abbey. (My son calls it Mountin’ Dabney).
Yeah, I’m rewatching it’s reprise on PBS.
I watched 6 seasons, religiously, of The Walking Dead.
I feel quite prepared for a zombie apocalypse. 
All of a sudden I didn’t like it anymore and quit watching. I feel guilty, for some reason.
Mostly I’m a nice person. I don’t really like to be in a group of people, reasons, so I don’t seek out that kinda life. So no, I don’t call people cunts .
I can’t see any reason to ever do that. It’s an ugly little word.
The most awful thing I do is pretend I’m listening to you and zone out as you drone on..some of my best thoughts come at these times.
Seeking out disagreements, on purpose is a thing people do on other social media. I hate to see it on the Dope. Don’t do that, @QuickSilver.
I put ketchup on hot dogs.
And steak.