Masticators!!! All of you. I bet some of you are doing right now as you’re reading this post! Sick, I tell you… SICK!!!
[embarassed]Um… I meant to say “doing it right now”. [/embarassed]
Well, I was about an hour ago…this chair’s too uncomfortable for that.
And what do you do? Gum your food? Don’t be jealous of those with teeth. Buy your own!
If the Gods hadn’t wanted us to chew, they wouldn’t have given us teeth!
Go chew on that, eh! 
I’m not masticating, really. I am quaffing, however.
confesses
I am doing it right now
I’ve been masturbating … is that close enough?
Now that we are confessing, I also matriculated.
I’ve heard that some thespians even engage in the practice of philately.
I’m innocent for now…got my retainer on
I spelunked once. But I didn’t inhale.
I also tried defenestrating, but it was open and I was on the first floor.
Does it require the window to be closed? If so, I have not been doing it correctly.
With regards to the OP, not for several hours now. And I have not been a thespian since I matriculated many years ago.
As a teenager I committed heterosexual acts.
Does imbibing count?
Not only am I masticating as I type this, I committed an act of thespianism this very morning!
I have a habit of public osculation, which has caused me to be osterized by my friends and family.
Careful. If you make a Doper laugh while they are reading the Boards and masticating, they end up having to clean their computer screen.
Osterized? That’s gotta hurt.
I heard you perambulated your infant son in public!