I caught my wife genuflecting a while ago.
:eek:
I had an assignation planned tonight but I declined for fear I would be defenestrated.
My husband is a master debater and regularly practices pedagogy.
I understand, being osterized can really grind you down to the point you find yourself being whipped into a frenzy, frothing at the mouth and blowing your top.
I am a practicing homo sapiens.
I admit. I engage in public discourse on occasion.
**Qadgop the Mercotan wrote:
I heard you perambulated your infant son in public!**
Which is better than hanging him by his ankles off a balcony, but not by much!
Yep, I was masticating just a little while ago-and with my FAMILY too!!!
Not right now, but soon. AND tomorrow I’ll be encouraging teenagers to matriculate in public!
All these indecent responses! Won’t someone think of the children???
Some of us enjoy social intercourse, you know. There’s nothing wrong with it. And I’ll have you know I’m man enough to engage in social intercourse with members of both sexes while masticating.
I gesticulate in awe in DAVE’s general direction.
I think you’re all a bunch of prevaricators.
I note to my great relief that nobody has yet spoken of prognostication, especially regarding cumulonimbus bodies.
America’s morals may be going down the drain, but at least there is some hope of stopping up the sink before it runs dry.
I am not ashamed to admit that I enjoy prestidigitation.
I think I descended from homo erectus
Well, I recently micturated…
F_X
I walked around New York City today with my epidermis exposed for all to see.
Why yes, I did masticate today! More than once! And I even instructed my own son on how to masticate properly when one is in public!
Ranger…so good to see you back here…
I personally am proud to admit that I am a capable diploid organism. And that’s without equivocation.
(Dave, don’t talk with your mouth full!)