You're all a bunch of fucking masticators!!!!

Just this morning, walked in on me while I was macerating in the tub.

:o

While I don’t like prostelytizing, I occasionally practice prostration.

Years ago, I worked for a company that actively practiced nepotism! And I was a minor at that time!! :eek:

I have to admit, I like to indulge in a bit of persiflage from time to time, sometimes with children.

Oh yeah!?!?!

Well, so’s your Mom!

[Clinton voice]
But we never swallowed.
[/Clinton voice]

Yes, minors especially need to know that public mastication should be done with one’s mouth closed. :eek:

[sub]I swizzled today while sitting at my desk…[/sub]

[His4ever]You’re all sick and going to Hell. Don’t believe me? It’s in the Bible. Look it up.

But remember, I never said I hated you!
[/His4ever]

< confession >
On Sunday I was reading material that contained a lot of dogma. Do you think less of me?
< /confession >

Ew, now that’s just gross.

-Depends on which part of the dog it was made from, the distal or the proximal, and also whether an anode was involved.

Hasn’t your mother told you not to speak while masticating?

Oh, and FairyChatMom, persiflage with children is just wrong! They are much too young for catachresis.

Lest some people think I declaim while masticating, let me make it clear that I alternate my mastication and my oral social intercourse.

That’s the only proper way to do it, you know. I’ve actually achieved both catharsis and epiphany this way – in mixed groups, no less.