True, but the tiny pressed carbon minerals have been shown to produce an aphrodesiac effect in large, hairless female primates. Given the choice of keeping a short-haired dog warm or securing for oneself a fairly reliable source of blowjobs, which purchase *is *more foolish?
If you dress your dog PERIOD you’re a wanker!! Money has got nothing to do with it.
:rolleyes: times infinity to anyone who does that. Jeesh…
That is the chavviest thing I’ve seen this year.
Awwwww, but my widdle pwecious wooks so cyuuuuuute all dwessed up!
Who’s my widdle angel? Who’s my widdle angel? You are! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
Chav dogs 
America has chavs too? Who knew?
Although no bids yet, so maybe not.
My dog wears a coat or a sweater outside in the winter. (Not a $150 Burberry sweater, mind you, but something warm and practical.) He’s 9 pounds. He’s got short fur. This is the north. It gets cold here. (It’s 25 degrees here right now.) If he doesn’t wear a coat or sweater, he gets cold and his joints get stiff and he doesn’t want to go outside, then he gets all agitated. I don’t need an old, agitated little dog on my hands, so, the dog gets dressed.
He also has boots, because urban ice and ice-melting chemicals aren’t good for dog paws.
Can wanker be pronounced with a silent “w”? I am curious. I have not heard this variant. Or am I being whooshed?
Florida is full of people fitting the chav description, but nobody actually calls them that here. I only learned about “chav culture” through a Pit thread a couple months back, and a website called Chav Scum. But they’re definitely here too!
By and large, I think people who start threads like this one are primarily pissed because no one is spending $150 on sweaters for them.
Feeling unloved? (chucks Merl under the chin) Yes we are! Yes we are!
No, that would be Chandler capitalization. Can you BE any more obtuse?
::points at TeaElle’s dog and laughs::
Don’t be such a anchor.
I bet you’re beeing ooshed.
Wear ANYTHING in Burberry in Britain and you will be sticking a big sign on yourself advertising your bad taste.
Quite right too.
Darn. And here I was all excited because I thought Burberry was selling doghair sweaters for only $150.
Wanker has a hard w. Anyone who says 'anker is doing it wrong.
'rong you mean?
As a Bleeding Heart Liberal I, at first, felt bad about having a job that involves satisfying every whim of the super-rich. I have felt much better since realizing that, as a Bleeding Heart Liberal, it is my solemn duty to separate them from as much of their money as I can while ensuring their happiness (I would not feel right hurting them after they have been so nice as to give me their money) and getting that money back into circulation (after being filtered through my pockets since I’m a BHL with a mortgage). Therefore, I would be pleased to sell them an overpriced dog sweater.
Hey, can I be a wanker without buying the sweater?