And there’s a difference between “thick” and “daaaaammmn!!”
Look, I don’t care what weight you choose to carry yourself. But I personally tend to prefer thinner women. I don’t mind a little badonkadonk butt and don’t expect perfection, but I just don’t find chubby rolly-polly girls or girls with guts attractive.
Look, I feel bad for you heavy girls. The world (outside of places like Minnesota or Pennsylvania) is clearly biased against you. It’s like being a short or bald man.
And to make things worse, a lot of fat women have terrible attitudes. I have a fat woman working for me (I didn’t hire her) and she sucks. She can’t get her way by being cute or flirty or even polished so her personality had developed into that of a shrill browbeater. I can almost imagine her waving a rolling pin at her husband at home.
What we need is another uniter like Humpty Hump:
“I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I’m skinny
It never stopped me from gettin’ busy”
Big, unfeminine hands. In the Seinfield episode the girl looked like an ordinary petite woman eating dinner with Jerry. Every so often, the camera would zoom in on her hands. The closeups were obviously of a larger male actor’s hands and would do things like crush a shelled lobster or gently brush some food from Jerry’s face.
I can’t speak for the smell thing. Unless maybe you encountered one coming off an all you can eat buffet, in which case you might have smelled bacon and sausage?
I’m not really sure how to describe it (smells seem rather difficult to explain anyways – how do you explain what “rotten eggs” smell like? Invoking sulfur merely means that you have to explain what sulfur smells like.)
The “fat girl smell” is not body odor, but it might be a distant cousin. It doesn’t have the borderline note of vomit that pure BO has. It seems more cloying. I imagine it having the scent of “flesh,” but that might very well be an obvious association.
I don’t know. If you’ve smelled it, you’ve smelled it. It doesn’t seem to have anything to do with hygiene, because I’ve known clean fat girls who have the odor. Given that no one else seems to know what I’m talking about, I’d be tempted to chalk it up to my imagination… but then I say to myself, “There’s no way I imagined THAT!”
Hey, I’m not ruling out the theoretical possibility that there’s a genuine osmic phenomenon here that has something to do with the chemistry of the overweight female body, and you just happen to have an extremely rare genetic variant that allows your nasal receptors to detect it. Stranger things have happened.
However, you’ve got to admit that that’s not the most likely explanation prima facie. Maybe you might just have some strange psychomatic thing going on that makes you think you’re smelling something funny around fat girls; stranger things than that have happened, too. Let’s try to narrow this down (heh) some:
Do you know of anyone else at all who detects a “fat girl odor” similar to what you’re talking about? Because I personally have never experienced or heard of it, and it seems that nobody else here has either.
What’s the boundary effect of this phenomenon? That is, in your experience, where does the line fall between “thin girl–no odor” and “fat girl–odor”? At 50 lbs overweight? 20 lbs? 5? Is the odor effect that you experienced more pronounced with women who are more overweight?
Imagine the powerful thick fingered, broad palmed hands hands of a working man on a women. Imagine them grabbing you as you let your hands roam across her body, suddenly you are caught in a vise like grip and there is no escape.
Some women have exceptionally strong hands without being “mannish” looking, they are the most dangerous of all.
When you say the smell of flesh, do you mean it like the smell of an orgy, or like the smell of a butchery?
Could it possibly be the smell of a fat-burning cream or some other product more likely to be used by clean, healthy fat women?
I am all for the idea that different groups have particular smells. Walk into a kindergarten, a board room and a nursing home and tell me they don’t smell differently. I have just never associated a particular smell with fat women in a way that is not also tied to social class, ethnicity, hygiene habits, etc.
There are some women – I’ve noticed two in my lifetime, so by no means all – who have, at the end of a hot day before they’ve showered off the day’s grit, an aroma reminiscent of rising bread dough.
I knew one quite overweight fellow that had an intensely cloying aroma I really could not bear. I think he used an off brand of baby powder.
You’re imagining things, quixotic. I’ve been around plenty of fat women in my life, I have an excellent sense of smell, and I have never smelled anything from fat women except sometimes perfume and/or cigarettes. You’re not posting just to get a rise out of us, are you?
