You're in denial that you knocked her up

Haha, no, I guess it doesn’t.

That’s how it’s always been for me so I’ve never known anything else. I can’t miss what I’ve never had. :slight_smile:

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘choking your chicken’!

Yes, as usually what that translates into in real-world meaning is, “you are letting smarts and common sense override gender-role-based buffonery.”

In MY fantasy world, when a boy is able to give a couple of sperm samples, he does so, which are then frozen in about six batches. He (or his family) is responsible for paying for storage. This doesn’t solve the problem of STDs, but it DOES solve the problem of accidental pregnancies.

I have no idea of the price of sperm storage, but surely it can’t be that much.

Ah but then, if when trying to conceive, he and his partner ran through all the sperm with no success, he wouldn’t be able to produce more. Lawsuits aplenty.

If it’s a fantasy world anyway, why can’t boys (and girls) just be taught a sense of responsibility?

How long would it take to get him to take that paternity test? I want to know the end of this story!

Good question. I’m eager to know as well. I’ll post a follow-up, assuming I’d even bother staying in contact.

Because fantasising about forcing all males to undergo surgery as soon as they’re of fertile age is so much more satisfying, silly!

Because that premise is impossible.

I don’t think it’s all that weird (or the head of the penis/oral sex thing you mentioned either). I’m female and during sex, I can’t tell when someone (even without a condom) is ejaculating me. Sometimes the little pulsations of the penis make me think that the guy is coming but the actual cum doesn’t feel like anything to me.

In theory, yes, but in practice the results are not so good. And the longer the period of time since the vasectomy the more likely the body has started destroying its own sperm in an auto-immune reaction. If that has occurred it doesn’t matter if you’ve reconnected the plumbing, there are no longer any tadpoles. Have a wiki on the topic.

there was at some time someone experimenting with a valve vasectomy. i wouldn’t want to risk a leak myself. seems smarter to make a bucket of frozen sperm and get snipped for permanent.

God I wish I could make a poster of this for my classroom wall.

False equivalence. Him not having much sensitivity on the head of his penis would be like you not feeling what someone’s doing to your clitoris–not what’s happening several inches up your vagina. IIRC, you don’t have that many nerves up where someone would probably be ejaculating.

ETA: “Pulsations of the penis” would be a great something. User name? Album title?

Well, I didn’t mean that it was exactly the same, just that I’m not that sensitive in certain areas either, and I’ve gotten weird/incredulous reactions, too.

Well, there’s normal range of sensation… and then there’s not being able to feel much on an area of your body that should be packed with nerves. Sometimes incredulous reactions are justified. :stuck_out_tongue:

I respect that you’re “chatting” less. That’s healthy. And “sounding like a chick” is a good thing. So why are you still involved in this trainwreck of a soap opera?

Do you not have enough jerks in your life? If this guy is a douche to her, he WILL be a douche to you… when you least expect it, and most need him.
Walk away, man.

OK people are being way too angry in this thread. I’m going to pass around some booze, chocolates, and cats until everyone chills the fuck out and is happy.
Aaaand I just noticed this is the Pit. I don’t care, I’m handing them out anyway!

Mmm… this kitten is sofffft. And so is the single malt Scotch… keep passin’ the bonbons, duuuuude…

Thanks, Not-So-EvilTOJ.

My involvement is near nil now. The last time we chatted was what was mentioned in the OP. I’m curious to see how this turns out.

As for jerks in my life, I’ve been cutting off ties with several people. It may come off as cold and methodical but I’ve been analysing my relationships with people using SWOT and it’s slowly helping me shed a lot of crap I used to put up with.