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I put the skillet on immediately.
I am wearing pants.
Um . . . WTF, O?
Tripler
I could be hungry, but sometimes I substitute “bacon” for “sandwich”.
I wonder if they could be put together?
Why can’t it be both?
-Diplomatic Doper
Where’s the Bacon Salt?
Because if you put Bacon Salt on your bacon, it gets even baconier.
Did you make that yourself?
The flow chart offers the same degree of choice as the recent Russian elections.
Butter up that bacon!
Bacon up that sausage!
I didn’t make the grand flowchart of all that is tasteee. My dog’s name is Tulip, after all, and yes, she did get some of the bacon. Besides, I would have left a choice for the Canadian contingent.