You're smart people, and I bet most of you DO it, so why in hell can't you spell it?

Let’s see…think this word derives from the phrase masturbari . As
in (Gloria Trevi’s) “more disturbed than usual” (LOL!)
I wrote a copyrighted story called GUITAR FETISH and I learned a ritual whereby
I placed an old-style plastic ukulele between my legs, and got down with it
until I climaxed! (Especially if loud, orgasmic steel guitar music were playing
in the background!)

This has something to do with Hawaiian eroticism…

Zombie masturbation threads just dry wrong. Yuck.

Oh, and welcome to the Straight Dope Message Board, ronald33, but we really discourage zombie threads from even a few months old. This one, of course, was from over 4 years ago. I’m going to close it down, but you’re welcome to start a new thread with a link to this one if you’d like.