I’ve always wondered what it felt like to genuinely care.
According to the Enterprise mirror episode, the Empire runs everything at the time of the moon landing. 
Am I assured that my actions in the evil parallel universe[sup]TM[/sup] won’t affect the real universe in any way? If so, I’d rob a bank. If I make it out with the money, then I’d live on that. If I don’t make it, then at least I’ll be warm and fed in prison.
I tend to agree. If my memory of the Star Trek mirror universe is correct the major difference between the Mirror Universe and the regular Star Trek universe was the more overt nature of cut-throat ambition. I would probably shrug and think less hypocrisy to deal with, so which bastard should I screw over first to get what I want.
I’d probably join the Tea Party and rally against the regressive, country-destroying policies of Barack Obama.
I would hop a plane to Somalia and be greated with cupcakes and tea from the pirates.
I’d content myself with watching baseball games, content in the knowledge that the Yankees finish last every year and the Cubs win the Series again.
Don’t count on mirror humanity being humane to prisoners. The entire premise of Star Trek is that humans are good, so, in the Mirror Universe, humans are evil.
“Mr. Kyle, your Agonizer, please.”
Dammit, we need a bearded smiley.
Eh. I’d just unleash my inner Klingon and start working my way the ladder, one administrator at a time. Having cats that are trying eat me would be worrying though.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! I guess I don’t need to worry, being on the short list and all. In the interim, I guess I’ll enjoy myself!
If this is Opposite Land I would have a rockin’ body and the most gorgeous, flawless skin.
Hmm…since I have a very normal sized bosom, would my cup size be half or double?
Nevermind. Doesn’t matter. I would have amazing abs and skin and hair and thus would simply spend all of my time naked, possibly dancing.
I don’t think it works like that. Mirror!Kirk was basically our Kirk with less conscience. Mirror Spock was very like the beardless version. Sulu & Chekov were very different, and I seem to recall McCoy being horrified by what he found in his counterpart’s lab.
The important thing about that episode is that it showed Nichelle Nichols even closer to half-naked than usual. She had a great belly.
You need to watch Star Trek more. This is, after all, a Skald Thread.
Kirk, Uhura, Scott, & McCoy looked enough like their counterparts that nobody noticed the change. This is especially notable in Uhura’s case, as she was showing a lot of skin. So I doubt your counterpart is easily distinguishable. (Admittedly, Original Spock noticed immediately, and Mirror Spock figured it out on his own as well.)
So I think MirrorZipperJJ will be physically very like you, but pretty much a sociopath.
That’s the thing. Mirror Mika - well, this Mika has some decidedly anti-social thoughts, and has a strong streak of selfishness in her, but still is mostly a good person. What would Mirror Mika be like?
Well then, fuck. Fuck your Mirror World.
I am taking my brain and going home.
How do you do that?
I’d almost say to not go to parties at the RhymerLair, but there’s no way I’d pass up that party. 
The dancing girls ain’t bad, although their movements seem a bit mechanical.