"You're the only one that still quotes lines from Bugs Bunny"

Sigh. My wife calls all of them “Bugs Bunny” cartoons. As in, not Tom & Jerry or Disney or whatever. I was hoping by adding “in general” to my OP I wouldn’t have to clarify which specific character said what and from which series with the year of release and a discussion of the acquisition of Brunswick Records. You know, that we would all understand what I meant by “Bugs Bunny cartoons.”

I was hoping.

To clarify my OP for everyone who has an actual quote to add: You are free to use a quote from all characters that have ever appeared at any point ever in any Looney Tunes or Merrie Meoldies cartoon produced by Harman-Ising Pictures, Leon Schlesinger Productions, Warner Bros. Cartoons, DePatie-Freleng Enterprises, or anyone else I may have forgotten.
Christ, I fucking hate this place sometimes.

Sorry Morbo.

This doesn’t look like Pismo Beach!

“Eh, What’s up, doc?”

I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

I gotta leetle rabbit, and I’m gonna eat him allllll up!

You meet soooo many iiinteresting people in this business. But the moooost iiinteresting are the monsters! I say, “If a monster can’t have an iiiinteresting hairdo, what is this world coming to?”

Senor! I forgot to tell you, Slowpoke Rodrigues, he pack the gun!

That boy’s about as sharp as a sackful of wet mice.

I made a joke, son! How’s come you’re not laughing?

I hate’s that rabbit.

Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!

I occasionally append ‘in the twenty fourth and half century!’ to names…
Also, ‘super-genius’.

I rarely add ‘I own a mansion and a yacht’ when introducing myself, though.

‘You’re dithpicable…’

I sing ‘Singin’ in the Bathtub’ in Tweety’s voice randomly every once in a while.

‘I tawt I taw a puddy tat!’
‘I deeeeed, I deed taw a puddy tat!’ (Last time I got a good chance to use it was when a friend who goes by Tat dressed as a catgirl for an anime convention… I was shocked nobody beat me to it.)

Not so much a quote, but I’ll occasionally use Foghorn’s speech patterns ‘Son, I say, son…’

Who DOESN’T regret taking a left turn at Albuquerque once in a while?

Why don’t you-a go back to Pastafadena or San Franpizza?

Hey, GRAMMA! I got a little bunny rabbit for you! To HAVE!

Oh Margaret, what a maroon!

That’s desphithkible!

Where didee go?

Earth shattering KABOOM!

Where’s dat wascawwy wabbit!

Thufferin’ thuccatash!

I tot I taw a puddytat. I did! I did see a puddytat!

Pardon me, but could you help a fellow American who’s down on his luck?

I’m rich, I’m wealthy, I’m a happy miser.

Iiiii’m your little senoriter!

[Marvinvoice]People who misquote me make me very angry! Prepare yourself for immediate disintegration![/Marvinvoice]

“That’s the last straw, now I’ll use my secret weapon!”
“I’m Wile E. Coyote, Sooooper Genius!”

[Later, at the end, blown to hell by his own bomb]

“Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud…”
Le Peu Le SKOONK!
I was weaned on these when I was a kid. Got a bunch of them in voicepacks for my favorite 1st person shooter, Unreal Tournament, too.

Which one is that from?

Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop
Daintily, daintily

Kill the wabbit
Kill the wabbit
Kill the wabbit
Kill the wabbit

What?! No gravy?!

I have nicknamed my younger daughter George, based on the above quote! And she now answers to it! VERY precocious for a 7 year old!

Oh, and see my sig line…

Down, down, down! Go, go, go! Mine, mine, mine! I’m rich! I’m wealthy! I’m a happy miser!

Hassan CHOP!!

No, no, no! Not the red button! Don’t ever push the red button!

Spear and magic helmet!

Don’t you worry, never fear. Robin Hood will soon be here!

[Irish Accent]Operator! Operator! We’ve been … disconnected![/Irish Accent]

Would I <fill in the blank> if my friend Rocky were in there?

Pardon me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, pardon me, pardon me, 'scuse me …

Would you like one lump or two?

Penguins is practically chickens!

Hoboken! Oooo, I’m dyin’ again!

Drat these computers, they’re so naughty and complex. I could just pinch them!

I tort I taw a puddy tat acweepin up on me

Thuffering thuckotash!

Size of an ox!

Daffy Duck’s bathtime song: “Liiiife is but a dream, so maaake the dream supreme, you’re kiiiing fooor a daaaaay…” I sing it in the shower. :slight_smile: