"You're the only one that still quotes lines from Bugs Bunny"

Ahem

Dogpile on the rabbit
Dogpile on the rabbit
Dogpile on the rabbit
Dogpile on the rabbit …

Where’s my hassenpfeffer!

“Yes, I know it, I can’t help it!”

Permanemanement.

Don’t go up there, it’s dark.

It’s curtains for you! Curtains!

Don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven – because it hasn’t.

Rest is good for the bloood …

I don’t have a lot of Wile E Coyote quotes to work with but I frequently use these:

“You’re despicable!”
“Ha ha, it is to laugh!”
“You make me so angry!”
“Dragons is soooo stupid!”
“I tawt I taw a puddy tat.”
“which way did he go!”
“And I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him and stroke his fur backwards”. In fact, this is my all time favorite quote. I use it a lot when playing with kittens and puppies at work.

“No more for me, thanksth. I’m driving.”

Darn you, you took all of mine! I usually do the Pete Puma part of the “one lump or two” and say, “Oohhh, you better give me a whole lotta lumps!”

I don’t necessarily do exact quotes, but I do similar quotes with the voices.
“When I’m told to shut up, I shut up!” “Shut up shutting up!”

“Which way did he go? Which way did he go?”

“What an interesting monster!”

“Shoot me now! Shoot me now!”

“Hassan chop!”

“Rackin’ frackin’”

what for you bury me in the cold cold ground?

actually it’s a buck and a quarter staff, but I’m not telling him that.

Pismo Beach, and all the clams that you can eat (I live near Pismo Beach)

Ahhhh, I was a human being once

Wile E Coyote, super genius

off to you tube to refresh my memory (that’s not a quote)

Schnook!

Oh, and I forgot the Pepe Le Pew “I am le creamy puff, no?” or something like that. I use that one all the time with the cats.

ETA: Plus many of the above. “What a gulla-bull! What a nincowpoop!”

Mostly, just:

Wotta maroon!

What’s up, doc?

…and the one about missing the turn at Albuquerque. Because I just love to say “Albuquerque.”

I don’t think that’s a Bug’s Bunny quote at all.

I do Pete Puma when I’m ordering “CAWFEE!” Then sometimes I do the laugh.

Be it ever so crumbly, dere’s no place like Rome/It was ruled by Nero, and da palace was his home/But he liked to play wit matches, and for a fire yoined/So he boined Rome to ashes, and fiddled while it boined.
Yes, I do sing it that way. Again sometimes, I take a few tries tuning up the word “yoined.”

“No one shares the bill with Bruno the Magnificent! Espacially a STINKING, LITTLE RABBIT! PAH!”

Don’t go up dere. It’s dark!

EMMA!!!

I think you’ll be pleased by this thread.

I like classifying animals or other things in the fake latin names that were given to the roadrunner and coyote at the beginning of each cartoon.

Love this one!

Also… “But Henry… I tried to warn you!”

Forgot two:

Still lurking about.

Look! Out there in the audience!
Aaaah! People!
(Face Intentionally Left Blank, a lot of my favourites were already quoted, too. But there are so many of them!)

Ooo! Remembered another!

The Yankees! The Yankees, sir. They’re in … Chattanooga.

The next Yankee which steps out of that dugout will get his head blown off!