Had a client at a previous employer named Lucious Butts. He was a senior, too, so the name was passed on.
I had a job once where I had to talk to Randy Gay on a regular basis. It was sort of funny.
The best was when I worked in a call center and had a client who had legally changed his name to Luke Skywalker. I kid you not. We had copies of the court paperwork for the name change and everything. I talked to him once. Even he seemed kind of sheepish when I asked him to veryify his name…
I have a friend who has the most awesome surname: “Super a Man I am” - although admittedly it is written as 'Superamaniam".
What do you mean by “more proper”? The two are equally proper. If you are named after a grandfather or an uncle, you can’t use “Junior,” but you can use “II.” Prior to the current one, the governor of Ohio was “Robert Alphonso Taft II,” because he was named after his grandfather. (His father was plain “Robert Taft.”)
Dikshit (sometimes spelled Dixit) is a common family name in parts of India. I’m surprised to see it used as a given name.
The pronunciations are interchangeable, depending on your ethnicity. Bengalis would pronounce it [dikkhit].
Also, the term “pedestrian crossing” is also not common. We call them crosswalks.
HAW HAW HAW!!!
acsenray that was hysterical!!!
What?
My brother swears he knew a girl with the perfect porn star name – Misty Sheets. I once corresponded with a woman who called herself Misty Velvet Rainwater, but I never found out whether that name had been bestowed by her parents or she had selected it for herself and proceeded to adopt it legally.
There is a man in Atlanta named Zippdy Doda. He’s in the phonebook. When I sold symphony memberships I had to call him. I couldn’t dial it without laughing, so my coworker spoke with him. He apparently was very nice, but uninterested in purchasing symphony tickets. Maybe if they had performed some cartoon music.
A woman at the same job was named Bunny Vrooman got mad when we called her and threatened to sue us. The man running the room brought in a bunny statue to help us remember not to call again.
Were I work there is a very nice man whose middle name is Subrahmanyeswara.
I just came across a Mr North E. West, who works at an aviation museum in California. I fervently hope the E stands for East!
We have someone at work named Latrina.
I frequently send paperwork or call people with odd names. So far we have a Misty Meadows, Sunshine, Starshine, Fluff [a man, I dont think I want to know] Peabody [but he pronounces it Pibbity] Bopp, and an absolutely phenomenonally nice lady named Sicko.
Chicago’s own Channel 5 has that lovable Double-Phallic News Team of Dick Johnson and Peter Sack.
I always fantasize about them going to lunch with Peter O’Toole. TRIFECTA!
These are neither uncommon, nor racy, nor especially funny, but I went to school with a Kelly Green and my baby sister’s best friend was a neighbor boy named Dusty Lane.
I believe he was on an episode of MythBusters (the one with the jet pack), and he said his middle name was, in fact, East.
My additions:
A guy named Bricker B. Buseth. Apparently his parents were concerned he’d forget his initials.
A girl a coach swore up and down he went to school with: Last name: Bugg, First name: Ima, Middle name: June.
A lady my mom did business with had the maiden name Bigger and married a guy with the last name Keister. They both decided to hyphenate their last names, resulting in checks from Mr. and Mrs. Bigger-Keister.
A couple guys I went to school with were named Cole and Field Finch. They tried so hard to be tough, but it’s difficult to be taken seriously when you are named after a bird.
Speaking for my husband, who is a II rather than an Junior, Junior is better. People recognize Junior, they don’t know how to handle II.
For example, his PC Gamer Magazine says “Mr. Carm6773 Z.” He said “Mr. Carm6773 Two” when he signed up, and somewhere along the line the 2 got turned into a Z.
I work in Education, y’all would not BELIEVE the names I’ve seen.
I’m easily amused by funny names, so I find no end to the fun of looking up random silly names on the Social Security Death Index website. There were real people named:
JOYCE S POOP
BEVELRY A SHAM POO
Z MAHBOOBI POO
JOSEPH VAGINA
JACK ASS
CELIA BOOBIE
CHEE PEE
CAPTAIN PEE
URBAN WANKER
RAY ST PENIS
PUMPY MAYO
Like I said, easily amused.
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Forgive me for endeavouring to offer facts to the “fighting ignorance” message board.
I’ll see your Dingle-Berry and raise ya Coke-Head.
Guy who went to high school ahead of me: Harold Dick. Zero points to anyone who guesses how he was known.
Oh good Lord, I laughed out loud, almost waking my infant son. Thanks a lot, Lou! 
Lucius Pusey shouldn’t feel bad. There’s a Pusey Library on Harvard’s campus. I never thought of it as dirty, though, as it’s pronounced “pyew-see.” That name Craphonso - what the hell were his parents thinking. No matter how it’s pronounced, the first four letters of your kid’s name is CRAP!
I’ve known:
Scarlet Angel
Plymouth Rock
Velvet Night
I went to middle school with a Preston P. Preston.
I had a professor, Dr. Philip Phillips. I always wondered why his parents didn’t just spring for another “l” in his first name.