I have set up business cards for two different people named Barbara Bell (“Barb Bell”).
I once had to type a business card for Brian Pancake, but there was a typo in the instructions and his name came up as “Brain Pancake.”
I recently set up a form letter for a customer who has a client named Pearl Butt.
I went to school with a guy named Tom Pederson. His dad’s name was Peder.
Befrore she married my dad my mother used to hang around with a woman named Voda Clapsaddle.
I have always been in awe of that name.
I saw a tombstone somewhere in California once that was inscribed with the name Yang Oh Bang . That’s probably not funny in Chinese, but it gave me a ten-minute case of the chortles.
You liked Yang Oh Bang, you’ll love Ok Suk Whang. Not so much a name, more a nod of approval.
I used to have dealings with a woman called Beulah Plunkett. I think you have to be extremely tall and large-chested to carry off a name like that.
After meeting someone with the name Goldsack I didn’t see anything funny until my colleague pointed it out.
Also in my time I’ve run into:
Mr Honeyman, which made my laugh but it’s not really funny.
Mr Goatman, which is funny from any angle I think.
And Mr Dicme, pronounced exactly how you think it should be.
Captain of the South Africa football (soccer) team - Excellent Walaza
There’s an Australian chap who plays football in Scotland named Danny Invincible, which I think is pretty cool.
Snicker
One of my nicknames for my Mom is Hortensia Von Clapsaddle III.
Yeah, we’re a strange family. 
A while back, in the course of my job, I encountered a couple with two daughters. The girls’ names were Eboknea and Ivoreah. That’s pronounced “eh-bow-KNEE-uh” and “eye-vo-REE-uh”.
Their parents at the time were not living together in perfect harmony.
I imagine that name coming out of Debra Wilson’s mouth on Mad TV. link
Not an bad name but a bit unfortunate for the guy who has it: Martin Luther King, Jr., especially when his mail got returned because he’s “deceased.”
According to the article, his grandfather’s name was Abraham Lincoln.
The Aiken County SC sheriff is named Michael Hunt. A great sheriff he is, and the local media is always careful to call him “Michael.”
I almost forgot
When I worked at a college in Atlanta we had a girl register named Tekelia. I almost laughed at her when I realized how to pronounce it.
I wonder if she had a sister named Margereta?
A girl I knew in High School was named Louisa Hoar. Rumor had it her mom’s name was Ima.
Another guy from HS was named Colin Bloch.
Guy in college went by the nickname Poonlarp. He claimed he was looking up someone in a phonebook and came across the name “Poonlarp Fantuma Bumrung.”
Just ran across another one today while doing some assessment work:
Burgundy Bridges
WHEN MY BRO WAS IN TECK SCHOOL HE WAS IN A CLASS WITH Jack Menhoff when i fornd out the n was silent it was halirous
Drinking & posting is dangerous. Just sayin’.
Or you have to be a 1940s movie busybody with a preposterous hat and a voice like an over-amplified canary.
