Anyone remember that sex-themed Monty Python clip montage? I couldn’t possibly do justice to it in words.
“Are you going to show me videos all night or are you going to make love to me?”
how about
“I know all there is to know about the Crying Game…”
I guess it’s too late for Michael Jackson’s Beat it?
Thought so…
Well Audrey, guess I’m not the only one who knows that joke… BTW, friedo, nice sig - I love that movie. 
I always thought it was:
What do you get when you fuck a leper?
A piece of ass.
Damnit! I’ve been too busy to give the best advice all… Make sure you masturbate first! You don’t spend all that money and let her have the easy one!
Some of you know me from way back may remember this admission of guilt… I actually lost my virginity to a prostitute. My three best friends and I were guests at a whorehouse (we were all under age) of one of my friend’s uncle. I think I’ve been jaded ever since. Geez, that was 20+ years ago!
Inquiring minds want to know. You don’t have to go into any great detail. We are mainly curious to know if
- You went through with it
- It met your expectations
- Would you do it again?
Somebody call the cops. Either A) Lizard is handcuffed to a bed with duct tape over his mouth and his house is cleaned out.
B) Lizard tried to do something he wasn’t allowed to do and her pimp beat the piss outta him and castrated him.
C) Lizard found the hooker with a heart of gold, she fell in love with his gentle nature and they went to LV to get married
D) Lizard paid a LOT of money and is getting all the bang for his buck.
If it’s C or D, don’t call the cops.
Does anyone have a 20 on heatherlee today?
What exactly are you implying there Chief?
ah no news yet?
nevermind i didn’t see it.