Is there a trophy for that?
It’s a toaster.
Yes.
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(note, not my trophy, found on the internet, uncredited)
What? You didn’t have my name engraged?
Oh, it’s enraged, all right.
Damn. Three words:
SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
I feel a little sorry for you at this point.
Fine.
Everybody’s a critic!
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Happy now?
It’s a fucking TOASTER, people!
No…that was a trophy.
THIS is a toaster:
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However, please note that fucking it would be…um…painful.
(again, not mine, but still uncredited)
But it would give an incredible buzz eh??
Strawberry Pop-Tarts?
Can you throw in a picture of a full bathtub with that toaster?
Sorry, I could.not.resist.
Blonde:
I’ll give ya something to feel . . . .
Fenris:
Yes Fenris, I am very happy! I will put it on the shelf next to my Bitch Brigade and Raving Skank Posse trophies! Thanks hun!
Ilsa_Lund:
There are fucking toaster jokes right there for the taking. . .
That’s a toaster? It looks like a viking helmet impaled on a spike.
[sub]Welcome back, Fenris. We’ve missed ya 'round here.[/sub]
Was that a threat? I believe that’s not allowed on this board. Heh.
You really should stop now before you make a complete idiot of yourself (well, it’s probably too late for that, come to think of it.)
This thread seems to have given Diane a chance to be noticed, amid her pretensions of grandeur.
Yeah, just let her be. She might just end up like one of the Small Gods, and fade if we look elsewhere.
[John Mellencap]
Little diity, ‘bout Blonde and Diane!
Two catfightin’ girls snarlin’, in the Pit-thread.
Diane gonna be the biggest bitch of them all!
Blonde gonna whip Diane’s ass be-fore long.
Oh, Yeah! Life goes on, long after the thrill of Zenster is gone.
Oh Yeah! Life goes on, long after axe handles are gone, walk on.
[/John Mellencamp]
Me thinks the idiot isn’t Diane.
If you say so. :rolleyes:
Yep Ice Wolf, I totally agree. If we continue to feed the insatiable lustings for fame (albeit via vitriol) such as Diane has displayed, we are doing nothing more than feeding her illness.
It’s sad really, as Blonde said earlier.
