What a bent axle, politically incorrect, looney! This guy’s got an ego so big it must have its own zip code. And the way he posts crap all over the place, whatta newbie! Who knows what this maniac is going to do next? And his offensive behavior isn’t just limited to the Straight Dope boards. He’s been known to piss people off without even trying. The jokes he tells are weirder than a snake’s suspenders and so off color that you need to red shift the text just to read it. What’s worse is the music he plays, not other people’s, but his own. I can still hear that damned saxophone, but his electric guitar is even more dreadful. We won’t go into his vocal style, at least not without earplugs. You don’t even want to know about his cooking. Sheesh, like food from one continent isn’t good enough. This wacko’s gotta cook something from almost every ethnic cusine on earth. Let’s not go into his writing style. I mean, didn’t society, as a whole, stop using capital letters and punctuation years ago. Who in Hell does this guy think he is?
Well said! 
:wally
And I thought I was desperate for attention. :rolleyes:
Who’s Zenster?
Boo! Go back to Russia.
Yaknow, it takes someone with a really warped (read: developed) sense of humor to flame themselves in a barbeque forum.
I got a good chuckle out of this one. Thanks for the grins!
ParadygmShift