Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (Japanese Horror Movie)

I stumbled across this on the I Can Haz Cheezburger site, and thought it was clearly a case of mistranslation, or something.

Nope. It’s a for-real movie.

The poster hints at not only zombies, but tentacle porn. I’ve seen some weird Zombie + nudity Japanese films (like Big Tits ZombieBig Tits Zombie - Wikipedia ), but this looks like it severely amps up the gore and the disgusting factors. Here’s the synopsis from IMDb:

Oh, good – ingested parasites (must be responsible for that “tentacle” on the poster), zombies covered with poop, and flatulence. Here’s the IMDb user comment:

The trailer and, apparently, the entire movie are on YouTube, but I’m not going to link to them – you can look them up yourself.
Here are the Amazon reviews:

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Ass-Toilet-Dead-na/product-reviews/B009XY1X9G
Looks like someone watched Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher and cranked it up past 11.

Overall Best Comment:

Lord Help Us, it’s been reviewed by Variety:

They didn’t like it

I changed my mind about the trailer – here it is. It’s almost Safe For Work (unless your employers speak Japanese). Danger! Danger!

The Orson Welles comment had me literally laughing out loud with tears for a good couple of minutes.

Bump! for (yecch) visibility.

I believe Stephen King went through that phase

Thus my comment at the end of the OP:

I’ve seen it - it’s on Netflix. It’s exactly as good as you expect it to be.

And the Orson Welles thing is still cracking me up.

I doubt that anything the Japanese make could surprise me, not after I saw this video.
Warning, not porn, but not really safe for work
http://preview.tinyurl.com/8sp6se4

I’m reminded of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s quip at the Rob Reiner roast:


Rob is a fat director with a beard- sort of like Orson Welles, but without all that “genius” baggage.***

Oooooh-kayyyyyy.
That looked like the Japanese version of Eraserhead.

I watched it on Netflix. The whole movie.

It was terrible, but … I couldn’t look away.