OMFG! Won’t someone save the children??
“Bless us, O Lord, and these thy BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNS which we are about to receive from thy bounty…”
Well, we’re already cannibals.
That’s it? Only two comments? Is nobody else concerned about this surge in Catholozombieism? Well, when former popes start rising from the dead and walking about with those funny hats on, munching on your childrens’ noggins, you’ll remember who you heard the warning from first. nomnomnomNOMNOM!
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
I think body surfing at a mass is a bit too modern.
Looks like he’s holding the poor kid up by their head!
Ya know the Pope’s robe was orginally white.
Indeed. If you look closely, you can see red on the faces of a couple of the onlookers; backsplash, no doubt. Appalling manners, really.
Child in pink or Anti-Christ in sheep’s clothing?
Chew on THAT for a bit…
Another possibility occurred to me: perhaps he’s re-inflating the “child”. Perhaps all of those adoring “people” in the crowd are merely blow-up dolls! Do you know what the implications of this are? Me neither.
Perfectly timed.
<small applause>
Is it just me, or does the guy holding the child up to be eaten by God’s Rottweiler seem to have freakishly long arms?
I think we both know what the implications are, but I’m afraid to say so because Jesus might get me.
He may only be smelling the Strawberry Smoothie kids shampoo.