Zoom! or what in the hell are those kids saying?

[Shirley_Ujest]

This is not the Zoom of our youths ( or, if you are from New York, Yoots) the new** Zoom** on PBS. The kids are speaking some kind of funky language that I cannot figure out. Fat Albert meets Elmer Fudd, is what I hear. Is it me, or is it anyone over the age of 16 that cannot understand what those kids are jabbering on about?

Someone help me break the code.
(PS: Pig Latin was never explained to me either.)

[pricciar]

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[popokis5]

Is ubbi dubbi the same as zoom? Ubbi dubbi has been around a long time.

[pricciar]

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