ZPG Zealot: A troll too far

It is to me. :smiley:

Well, the panhandle is an entirely different creature than the rest of the state. It does definitely count.

True. They are technically Caucasian. However, like South Asian Indians, for instance, I don’t think most people who live in communities with a significant Roma population consider them “white.”

How can you be south of a place in the deep south and not be considered in the deep south?

Is this one of those things like how I maintain that it makes no difference how old a record is; if it wasn’t recorded between 1955 and 1963 it ain’t an oldie?

“Deep South” is a cultural term, not a locational one.

Yeah, that seemed suspicious to me, as well. She never did answer the question of what the relevant state was, nor did she confirm that it was Texas; she just kind of went along with it once other people were assuming Texas to be correct (since that state also fit some of her earlier comments).

Okay, I get it. It’s EXACTLY like that other thing I mentioned, with the records, and the oldies, and the GLAVIN!

And when people pressed her for her lawyer’s thoughts on destruction of evidence, she finally started giving more substantive answers to the “What did your lawyer say”-type questions.

I think she’s trolling. Even if everything isn’t made up, she’s (uhh, was, actually; sorry) just milking her thread for attention, and apparently hoping for misinterpretations to respond to, instead of actually telling a clear narrative and asking for opinions.

You could be in Ecuador.

ascenray has covered the rest.

I am not WASP - i think lots of people know that - I am adopted, illigitimate, and extend my hand first to shake regularly. I also shake with a medium-firm, confident grip, although I am very careful to adjust my grip to the person (I shake old people’s hands very gently, for example).

I wonder what all that makes me. Evil of some stripe, no doubt. How many pins would I have to wear?

Sometimes I shake hands with myself.

I think you can get a digital lapel pin with LCD (like an electronic picture frame) that lets you slide-show through all of them without weighting your jacket down too much.

I shake them slowly, slowly, slowly,
getting faster, faster
Once I start shaking, it’s very hard to stop.

All those scarlet letters can get heavy. I suppose in ZPG’s world, you’d have been “dealt with” already, so you wouldn’t have to worry about it.

I feel personally violated that you have contributed to this thread. Do you not have the decency to hang your head in shame and hide away?

Changling vampire whore? I dunno: close your eyes, flip open an Anne Rice book, and point.

I am ashamed.

Tho I kind of like the LCD thing. Can I have a blue light on it?

Sounds like it makes you racist bait. Like the one this thread’s about.

That dopey bitch.

So, if a man reaches out and squeezes a woman’s breasts instead of attempting to shake hands, what would said woman’s reactions most likely be AND why is that reaction (which I anticipate won’t be swept under the rug) so different than handshake rape, if handshaking is so fuckin’ awful?

All I can glean from this thread is that I should be grabbing and groping women – maybe raping them in the non ZPG sense.

I’ve been raping them while simultaneously ripping myself off.

In this day and age, in the U.S., you can’t tell. The U.S. is too ethnically diverse and too multiracial now. The only way in the U.S. you are likely to know someone is Roma is if they still live in the community (and you’ve identified that) and/or tell you. Sort of like knowing if someone is Jewish - if they dress Orthodox and/or live in the community, you can tell - but a big nose is insufficient evidence.

(My grandmother was Roma).