Greek Porno Titles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So we’re having a party, sitting around in our swimsuits in a hot tub drinking margaritas, and for some reason we get on the topic of Greek porno titles. Here’s what we came up with:

Helen does Troy
Oedipus Sex
Antigonads
Clitemnestra
Shagamemnon
Prometheus Bound
Testicles (pronounced Test-a-cleese) and the SAC of Rome
The Trojan Boys
The Trojan Whores
Hung like a Minotaur
Romulus gets Remed
Oedipus does Colonnus
Hector in Drag (I was proud of that one)
Achilles’ Bendin’
The Erodyssey
The Flash of the Titans
The Oralsteia
Jason and the Argonads
Socrates Always Swallows

Any more ideas?

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Achilles goes Anal

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Pandora’s Box. (heh. heh.)

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Chiron: Hung Like a …

Iphigenia does All-Lust, and its sequel
Iphigenia does Taurus (a variation on the Europa bestiality series)

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Pan’s Pipe

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Let’s all catch Sisyphus and die.

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Look at Maenads

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Hard Cor-inth
IndisCrete
Cyclops and his One-Eyed Giant

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Olympussy

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Shagamemnon (i think)

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LOL
The Sexual Adventures of Hercules

Jason and the Argonads

Sorry…I am SO bad at this.:smiley:

IDBB

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Homo’s Odyssey

Scylla and Charybtits

The Pusseidon Adventure

Seducya: She’ll turn your bone to stone.

Many lay us:King of Sparta

Eat a Puss, Rex

The River Dyx

Penis de Milo

Ejaculysian Fields

The Ladies of Hades

Herberus

Agamen on men

The Trojaned Whores

Diana Does Delphi

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ROTFLMAO

IDBB

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Diana, Goddess of the Cunt *can I say that?:eek: *

Hair-a, Queen of Olympussy

IDBB

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Lezzystrata, by Ari-stuffin’ease

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Dion-Ass-us

Up Uranus (OK,its Roman, but c’mon!)

Athena Big One

The Pillar of Hercules

The Perils of Paris on the Island of Lesbos

Greek Fire

Hector Wrecked Her

Helen: the face that lunched on 1000 Dicks

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The Trojan Wargasm

Wet Toga Party

Girls Gone Dionysian

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The Hecatoncheire and the Lonely Women

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Oedipus Racks
(They knock your eyes out!)

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Men’ll Lay Us!