Who should be the Prom King of IMHO?

[Silo]

Get your votes in...everyone can vote.

[Asmodeus]

If nominated I will not run..if elected I will not serve..

hehe

[MysterEcks]

I'm not campaigning for it or anything...but allow me to point out that if I was chosen as King, I could refer to myself as:

Ecks, Rex

which would be so cool it would immediately enhance the stature of the SDMB, and all those who gather here, within the Internet Community.

Just a thought.

[soulsling]

i'll do it if i get a date with the prom queen... but only if.

[Kvallulf]

Down with Opression!!!!!! Kill the king!!!!! Burn the castles!!!!!! Rise Up against Tyranny!!!!

[Danielinthewolvesden]

If Diane wins, I would not mind, but otherwise I prefer to remain a lowly Baron.

[Dragwyr]

Down with Opression!!!!!! Kill the king!!!!! Burn the castles!!!!!! Rise Up against Tyranny!!!!

We should have a communal society that elects a sort of "executive officer" for the week. I nominate SingleDad.

[Jeannie]

I am announcing here and now that I am willing to be bought. That's right, I will sell my vote. I will take offers starting now.

[Argeable]

Jeannie: Were you looking for money to buy you with? Or something else?
What the hell, I'll run, regardless of whom I get to date! Yea, I'll do it all for...the good of the board...that's it...

[DrFidelius]

Oh, sorry. I read the OP as "Porn King". Nevermind, move along now, nothing to see here...

(How do you know he's the King?
He hasn't got shit all over him...)

[vanilla]

WALLY!

[Diane]

In that case, I will have to vote for Daniel (and anyone else who will return the favor ).

[Jeannie]

Jeannie: Were you looking for money to buy you with? Or something else?

Money...favors...whatever. I wanna see how creative you guys can be

(Although if you offer a monetary bribe, I will have to wait for your check to clear before my vote is cast. I'm sure you all understand.)

[soulsling]

if we're going to do a PORN KING contest, i'm in. totally in!

no wait, i'm out...

no, i'm in...

oh yeah! i'm IN!

[Diane]

I dunno Jeannie, I think we should make them dance.

Line up boys. . . .

[Silo]

I am announcing here and now that I am willing to be bought. That's right, I will sell myself. I will take offers starting now.

When I first looked I thought I saw THAT post, I thought Jennie was admitting to being in the trade...(now I realize otherwise), but suppose I bought you for oh...say $39.99, i'll do it but ONLY under the condition that you buy me back for $39.99. Deal?


I am drunk.

[DRY]

no wait, i'm out...

Outed in front of the entire SDMB, huh? How embarrassing?

(Apologies to Esprix, Otto, SqrlCub, matt_mcl and anyone else I've missed)

::desparately trying to claim Shayna for himself::

[Danielinthewolvesden]

jeannie: for my "bribe", I will spare you 1 crushing attack, or defend you from same. Not much of a bribe, I know, since I'm one of those chivalrous guys that would do it anyway, but the thoughts there.

[DRY]

jeannie: for my "bribe", I will spare you 1 crushing attack, or defend you from same. Not much of a bribe, I know, since I'm one of those chivalrous guys that would do it anyway, but the thoughts there.

Oh, hell, Jeannie, I can up the ante on THAT. I will scour Bartlett's quotations or the entire works of Shakespeare (or Francis Bacon or whoever the hell he was) to shower you with immortal praise for the very precious flower of womanhood that you are!!

[TwistofFate]

Soulsling- If you dont know if your out or in, how is a lady going to?

[Milossarian]

I'm one of those guys that always drives the king and queen around in the convertible, hurting on the inside.

[ultress]

My best friend, aha

[Eve]

I'm torn:

Wally or Arnie or Ike?
They're three guys I certainly like . . .
Wally's a sport and he makes my heart race;
Arnie's as funny as Joan Rivers' face—
But Ike has my address and always packs mace!
Which one do I vote for; which two do I spike?
Wally or Arnie
Wally or Arnie
Wally or Arnie or Ike?

[soulsling]

the ladies can certainly find out for themselves if they like DRY, John.

i like to keep'em guessing. their own medicine type of thing ya know?

and DRY, Shayna sang for me! HA!

[Silo]

Official Tab:
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1 vote for Wally
1 vote for aha
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(So far it's a tie.)

C'mon peoples!
Must get more votes in!

[Jeannie]

When I first looked I thought I saw THAT post, I thought Jennie was admitting to being in the trade...(now I realize otherwise), but suppose I bought you for oh...say $39.99, i'll do it but ONLY under the condition that you buy me back for $39.99. Deal?

Hmm...if you're going to misquote me (and get my name wrong), at least make a better offer

Oh, and we can deal here, but I want a discount, m'kay?

[Silo]

Jeannie, here's Twenty bucks:

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[DRY]

the ladies can certainly find out for themselves if they like DRY, John.

i like to keep'em guessing. their own medicine type of thing ya know?

Oh, yes. The old "make-the-ladies-think-you-might-be-gay-but-you-might-not-and-a-special-woman-like-her-might-be-just-the-ticket-to-bring-out-my-studliness".

Works every time.

Err..so I hear.

and DRY, Shayna sang for me! HA!

"O, how bitter a thing it is to look into
happiness through another man's eyes!"
--As You Like It, Act V, Scene ii

[SwimmingRiddles]

I'm pulling a JohnLarrigan and voting multiple times. Soulsling gets a vote for the tireless work in the Prom Queen race, and for voting for me. JohnLarrigan gets a vote, because I ripped off his voting method, and also because he, too, is the coolest kid on the block. And Dry gets half a vote, simply because he quotes so much Shakespeare. Yea, I know, it's via Barrlett's, but it doesn't matter. Quoting Billy S. is quoting Billy S.

[Czarcasm]

No multiple voting, folks.

[DRY]

And Dry gets half a vote, simply because he quotes so much Shakespeare. Yea, I know, it's via Barrlett's, but it doesn't matter. Quoting Billy S. is quoting Billy S.

Actually, it's not all via Bartlett's. Some plays (all the English history plays, as well as Hamlet, Julius Caesar, Macbeth, Othello, Romeo and Juliet), I know pretty well. And I don't look them up via Bartlett's but online.

A very good source for Shakespeare's text's can be found at http://tech-two.mit.edu/Shakespeare


But the romances and some of the more obscure non histories (Love's Labor Lost, Cymebeline)..yeah, it's Bartlett's. (I'm starting to run out of Bartlett's quotes, by the way)

I'd quote from the Lion in Winter more often, but my VCR is on the fritz , and I don't have my copy of the screenplay at work, which is where I often post.

Thanks for the half vote , even if Slythe didn't count it!

[handy]

Another pathetic attempt to seperate the wheat from the chaff here. However, aren't you supposed to nominate people first & then vote?

[Diane]

Oh, yes. The old "make-the-ladies-think-you-might-be-gay-but-you-might-not-and-a-special-woman-like-her-might-be-just-the-ticket-to-bring-out-my-studliness".

If you were here I would sing my favorite Bloodhound Gang song for you.

I still think the men should line up and dance for us.

[Kat]

My vote's still open here. What's it worth to you?

[DRY]

If you were here I would sing my favorite Bloodhound Gang song for you.

I have to admit--I have NO idea what you mean by this..

[DRY]

see my response in the "male slut" thread:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...threadid=26470