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Old 06-19-2000, 01:54 AM
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Okay, what's everybody think of these deliberately cheesey commercials for The Discovery Channel? I must have seen the first one (the mosquito one) five times before I even realized what they were advertising. Something about the deadpan way the meteor guy delivers that last line cracks me up though.
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Old 06-19-2000, 01:57 AM
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Gosh, I love those. Something about the guys' accents makes it even funnier.
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Old 06-19-2000, 02:04 AM
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Hafta tell you, I think those are the greatest commercials to be produced in a long time. Not just the cheesey ones, but the other recent ones discovery has done (What you know... grows up to what you don't know..... etc). Colours are great. So 70's.

"Hello fellow partially eaten fish."

Just cracks me up.

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Old 06-19-2000, 09:11 AM
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Those commercials kill.

The deadpan delivery makes them. If they had been hamming it up, it would have made them annoying, I think.
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Old 06-19-2000, 09:29 AM
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These are among the few commercials that make me laugh no matter how many times I see them. Anyone seen the new "mosquito" one yet? Not as funny as the asteroids, but pretty good.
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Old 06-19-2000, 10:37 AM
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buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

Hello, Mosquito.
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Old 06-19-2000, 11:51 AM
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I love those commercials, too. My son gets a kick out of the partially eaten fish one. My fave is the asteroids.

"Ah. The atmosphere. Ah."
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Old 06-20-2000, 03:31 AM
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Of course, in the commercial, the mosquitoes are both male--and considering only female mosquitoes bite and suck blood, this seems a rather glaring error on the part of a channel that prides itself on educating people about nature.
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Old 06-20-2000, 03:41 AM
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I love the big hand at the end of the mosquito one, funny as hell. My fav is the astroid one though.

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Old 06-20-2000, 06:29 AM
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Anyone seen the new "mosquito" one yet? Not as funny as the asteroids, but pretty good.
Which one came first? I saw the mosquito one first, and assumed that one came first...
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Old 06-20-2000, 06:29 AM
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Anyone seen the new "mosquito" one yet? Not as funny as the asteroids, but pretty good.
Which one came first? I saw the mosquito one first, and assumed that one came first...
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Old 06-20-2000, 06:31 AM
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Damn that itchy trigger finger.
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Old 06-20-2000, 06:37 AM
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That huge, very realistic hand kills me. I also love the extremely visible wires holding the meteors and mosquitos.
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