We all know what Gaudere’s Law is – or at least many of us know – but what about the other little-known laws of the Dope? For instance:
Jelsoft’s Law: The likelihood of a board crash increases with the length and composition time of a post.
elmwood’s Law: If you compose a particularly insightful or witty post, someone post what is essentially the same thing immediately after you start writing.
Zev’s 614th Mitzvah: Questions about Judaism, particularly Orthodox rituals, customs and beliefs, will be posted between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday.
Reeder’s Law: As a thread grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving George W. Bush or Republicans approaches one.
Google’s Ordinance: As a thread grows longer, the probability of someone commenting about a terribly inappropriate Google Adsense ad approaches one.
I think it’s the “Orthodox” (i.e. “Greek Orthodox”) that brought in the Greek ad, considering its description is “Wedding supplies, Baptismal gifts and books on Greek Traditions”.
Any accidental multipost will result in a barrage of in-jokes, including many or all of the following:
“I think it’s Rio, by Duran Duran.”
“Once, in 1960. For 20 minutes.”
“Ah, they’re 1920’s style [death rays or some more topical utterance].”
Any accidental multipost will result in a barrage of in-jokes, including many or all of the following:
“I think it’s Rio, by Duran Duran.”
“Once, in 1960. For 20 minutes.”
“Ah, they’re 1920’s style [death rays or some more topical utterance].”
Someone e-mailed me quite a while back and said I should have a law. My apologies to the e-mailer, I forgot the definition, but I did think it was clever. I remember it did involve the good Reverend Spooner and the good Dr. Freud, though.
Unfortunately, my faculties are not quite intact enough at this early hour with no sleep for me to conjure up a witty definition myself. Ah, well.
Kythereia’s Law (I made it up, so it’s my law, tough beans) – any welcome-the-newbie thread will have a good chance of descending into a flirting thread.