And so it begins
I wondered when this slippery slope would start.
(or, I hope my parents just drop dead)
Well, I don’t mean right now, but just when their time comes.
I should explain that my relationship with my parents is spotty. I avoid my dad as much as possible. No abuse or anything like that, he just never developed any relationship with his kids (me and my younger sister); he’s crude, bigoted, and foulmouthed; and he’s just not very pleasant to be around. So I avoid him and talk to him as little as possible.
I get along with my mother better, but she has issues too. She was good to us kids, but I don’t think she ever really got to know us as real people, just as her kids. We never had heart-to-heart talks about feelings, aspirations, fears, that sort of thing, like I see so many Doper parents worrying about with their own kids. Her advice to me about dealing with bullies and teasing (I was the school whipping kid) was “Just ignore it.” (I don’t think she knew how miserable I really was.) My sex education was a strong but unmentioned “Don’t” (not that it was exactly an issue – see above). As a prodigy who skipped a grade, I was expected to get good grades and go to college, but that was the level of interest in the matter – no asking about how I liked my classes or what I really wanted to do with my life.
As an adult, I can get along with my mother – we can have fun and do things together – but there are some mostly taboo topics: how she should have divorced my dad a long time ago, for example. She’s unhappy and knows it, but is stuck in the rut. She has no personal female friends, just her overbearing sisters and some former co-workers. She’s always been repressed – worried about everything being “proper” and what other people will think of her. And there are just the regular old semi-amusing Seinfeld-Del-Boca-Vista-type annoyances with parents who are getting elderly. (She’s 62, he’s 67.)
They’ve been in mostly stable health so far. My dad has rheumatoid arthritis – still mobile, but his hands are severely deformed and he’s had two joint replacements – and has been a lifelong smoker who will never ever quit. His eating habits are also terrible – he’s always been thin, but he just eats crap. My mother’s main problem is obesity – been battling it all her life. She has severe food issues, probably because it’s one of her few pleasures.
She’s also had osteoathritis in her knees for a while, and on Friday she had the worst one replaced. I offered to come and see her while she was in the hospital (which was supposed to be just over the weekend), but she said it wasn’t necessary and I could come next week after she was home if I wanted. Fine – I would have liked to give her some comapny in the hospital, but I have a ton of (self-employed) work to do and if she is fine with it, I’ll stay home (I’m an hour away). She was going to call with her hospital room and phone numbers when she could.
Phone rings Friday night. I think it’s her. Nope, it’s my dad. (Great.) She’s still groggy but will probably be better tomorrow (Saturday). He gives me the room and phone numbers, and I tell him to tell her to call me when she’s up to it, because I don’t want to disturb her (or her roommate if she has one – I didn’t ask). She had also said that they would have her up and about a lot, off to physical therapy, lunch in the common room, etc.
No call on Saturday. Hm, they must really have her busy. Or something went wrong. I wait until about 5 pm (we are about to leave the house for a while) and try calling her room. No answer. I send her an e-mail through the hospital Web site, telling her that we’ll be gone for a bit, giving her my cell phone number, and hoping that all is OK. I also say that we would like to come for a visit tomorrow (Sunday) if she’s up to it, and hope she can let us know.
She doesn’t call while we’re gone, either home or the cell. I call her room again when we get home, and still no answer. Uh-oh, it’s 8:30 pm. This doesn’t feel good. I suck it up and call their house. He picks up. I ask how come there’s no answer in her room, and he says she was still groggy and loopy at 2 pm and “not reacting well,” so they pulled the plug on her room phone so she could rest. Hopefully she can call me tomorrow. That is the sum total of information he gives me.
Well, fuck.
I keep telling myself that she’s probably just taking a little longer than usual to “come back” after the anesthesia (she was supposed to have a spinal of some sort, not general, but the final decision was to be made just before surgery), and she’ll be fine in a day or two. I did some reading on knee replacement, and while yes there are some risks, they are low and she is in generally good health so this should be routine, if major, surgery.
I just want the phone to ring and hear her voice again, so I don’t have to talk to my dad any more.
I have always said that I hope he goes first, so we can all have some peace for a little while before she goes.
My mother has made me her POA for health care, and I’m the one on deck to put her funeral together when the time comes. I know my sister will be a basket case, and Mr. S has already been through that before with his parents, so he can help me.
And there’s the other part. His parents (who died before I met him) both lingered for several years, with various cancers and a bouquet of other problems. At one point his mother was in so much pain that she begged him to kill her. GOD.
I’m not looking forward to the next 20 or however many years. Not so much because of the “I can’t imagine life without my parents and I don’t want them to die,” but I’m just not looking forward to the discomfort of dealing with severe illness in an already dysfunctional family. If my dad goes first, I’ll have to deal with my mother through all of that. If she goes first, I’ll have to deal with him AND her if there’s a lingering illness, and then, well . . . I’ve said that he’s on his own then. You reap what you sow, and why would I have any interest in taking care of him? Cold, but there it is and I’ve said it. My sister can have him if she wants. She seems to “get along” with him better, although it’s in a weird snide making-fun-of-him-behind-his-back-and-in-front-of-him way, and I think she regards him as just as creepy as I do.
Mr. S helped take care of his dying dad, who was a Grade A alcoholic asshole. I don’t know how he did it. I suppose because even though he has several siblings, he was living “at home” at the time (supporting himself! just moved back to help out) and it was all about the geography, and the fact that he was single, without his own family to worry about.
So here I am, having spilled my guts, trying to get some work done (well not right this second, obviously) and waiting for the phone to ring. Dysfunctional Dopers, please tell me about dealing with your declining parents and make me feel like I’m not alone.