When will my hazing begin?

[Frozen Fish Sticks]

Hi everybody! *waves*

[Hockey Monkey]

Right about.....................
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..................Now.

[Cap'n Obvious]

*looks nervously about*

Quick, run for it! Hide while you can! Avoid the goat!

*flees before the regulars get here*

[Frozen Fish Sticks]

A goat?!?! But they are horny!

Now I am scared...

[Khadaji]

Hello Frozen Fish Sticks. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay!

[Hal Briston]

Originally Posted by Frozen Fish Sticks

Now I am scared...

With good reason.

:shackle:


Fear not, old-school welcome-wagoners...I've got the RGmVIII almost perfected...

[olivesmarch4th]

I hope you brought pie. It's pretty much expected.

[Hockey Monkey]

Originally Posted by Hal Briston

With good reason.

:shackle:


Fear not, old-school welcome-wagoners...I've got the RGmVIII almost perfected...

Thank goodness. You know what happened last time. You can barely tell where the stain was now. Og, that took a lot of scrubbin'!

[Frozen Fish Sticks]

RGmVIII eh?

Having no clue what that stands for, I guess I will just have to sit here patiently and wait until someone shows me.

NOT!!!!

... this is me running away... away... awaaaaay...

[Hal Briston]

Ahh, good...very good....a perfect opportunity to test out the tracking capabilities I've installed into the RoboGoat MarkVIII.

Lesse....setting...settings...ah, here we go:

Mode=Pursuit
Target=Frozen_Fish_Sticks
TargetStatus=HobblingWhileShackled
ProjectileUse=Allowed
ProjectileType=Calamari
PowerFelch=NotJustYet,ButSoonEnough
CaptureState=Alive(preferred)

Aaaand, fetch.

:Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank:

[Autolycus]

Welcome to the Dope
I hope you like squid and goats
Because they like you

mmmm...fishsticks.

[Omegaman]

After you pay? Nobody's really going to get freaky til' they see the color of your money.

[olivesmarch4th]

... this is me running away... away... awaaaaay...

Wise decision. Never look back. All that you love will be carried away...

[LurkMeister]

Mmmmmmmm....Fish Sticks.......

starts rummaging through the fridge for tartar sauce

[The Vorlon]

release The Squid!

[Gangster Octopus]

Here's a couple of hints for how to ingratiate yourself on each board:

1) General Questions - Ask if 0.999999etc really equals 1. Or try to dispute the Monty Hall problem. OIr better yet, nonchantlantly ask whether an airplane could take off from a treadmill. All winners.

2) Great Debates - Conspiracy theory threads always invite well balnced and interesting debate, especially if it involves 9/11 or Lee Harvey Oswald. Start one today.

3) Cafe Society - Instant acceptance can be had if you simply throw in a tangentially relevant Simpsons reference/quote into almost any thread. Also, remember, Josh Wheden is a god, do not talk ill of him...EVER! Star Wars an Lord of the Rings don't really get much attention in CS, so don't waste your time.

4) BBQ Pit - Scour news sites for the most blatant episode of parental/teacher/police misconduct and post it and how outraged you are. Then wait for the accolades as everyone also chimes in about their disgust. Unexplored territory also includes driving, cell phones, cell phone service providers, movie theater talkers, George Bush, Best Buy, SUVs, and surpisingly the moderators.


Welcome!

[TokyoBayer]

Watch out for this guy, he likes long things:

Originally Posted by Autolycus

mmmm...fishsticks.

[dnooman]

Originally Posted by Frozen Fish Sticks

NOT!!!!

Not jokes. That's a paddlin'.

[Electrical Storm]

Round two of the Hazing of Frozen Fish Sticks:

::Storm heats up the oven to 400::

Mmm, crispy fish sticks....

[PandaMom]

I'm new too.... if I promise to bring the tarter sauce, and a Lemon Meringue pie, will you NOT send the goat my direction??

[Hockey Monkey]

Originally Posted by kralik

I'm new too.... if I promise to bring the tarter sauce, and a Lemon Meringue pie, will you NOT send the goat my direction??

Bring the pie....but no promises about the goat. He has an agenda all his own.

[Phlosphr]

Chopper sic balls.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

You know, I don't think you should get a hazin'.

Only because you asked for it. Your hazing is going to be the lack of a hazing....



*sics the disgruntled badgers after him/her*

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Originally Posted by kralik

I'm new too.... if I promise to bring the tarter sauce, and a Lemon Meringue pie, will you NOT send the goat my direction??

No, we'll just fire the giant kraken at you with the goat trebuchet.

[OttoDaFe]

Originally Posted by Least Original User Name Ever

You know, I don't think you should get a hazin'.

Only because you asked for it. Your hazing is going to be the lack of a hazing....



*sics the disgruntled badgers after him/her*

Masochist: Beat me! Beat me! Please beat me!
Sadist: No.

Is this why the board is so slow? Because we're spending money that should go to system maintenance and hamster feed on mutilatinginducting n00bs who haven't even ponied up yet? Not to mention the cleanup costs!

Why, in my day we grumble grumble grumble — and we liked it!

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Originally Posted by OttoDaFe

Why, in my day we grumble grumble grumble — and we liked it!

You had days? All we had were minutes, and we had to gouge them out of stopped clocks. _{Kids these days.......}

[Nutty Bunny]

Originally Posted by LurkMeister

Mmmmmmmm....Fish Sticks.......

starts rummaging through the fridge for tartar sauce

Nuh Uh. Ketchup! Yeah, I'm five.

[Sunspace]

:: looks around at thread ::

Excellent. My work is done here.

:: returns to New Evil Overlord Control Room Of Evil ::
:: activates SEP field ::

Wait 'til Hal discovers what I installed in the old Evil Overlord Control Room of Evil!

(Welcome, kralik and Frozen Fish Sticks!)

[LurkMeister]

Originally Posted by Nutty Bunny

Nuh Uh. Ketchup! Yeah, I'm five.

Ketchup? On Fish Sticks?





Barbarian.

[some white dude]

Frozen Fish Sticks, don't be fooled by their playfulness and jokes! Things aren't as they seem! They're just going to brainwash you and turn you into yet another zombie minion. Get out while you still can! It's too late for me! Run! Ruuuuuuuuunnnnn!!!

Unhand me, vile Doperminion! Noooooo!! You'll never take me ali-

*gets cracked over head with frozen trout*

*dragged away*

*returns, hours later, lobotomy scar on forehead*

*drools*

*smiles eerily*

Me loves Straight Dope. I can has cheezburger?

[Beware of Doug]

Originally Posted by Least Original User Name Ever

You know, I don't think you should get a hazin'.

Nor do I.

You should get 14 k of g in an f p d.

[DrDeth]

There really isn't any hazing. However, I suggest that newbs refrain from starting new threads in the PIT unless they really like verbal abuse.

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Originally Posted by Beware of Doug

Nor do I.

You should get 14 k of g in an f p d.

You're really got it in for the squiddies, don't you? Why would you wish that on anyone?

[Nutty Bunny]

Originally Posted by LurkMeister

Ketchup? On Fish Sticks?

Barbarian.

Blame my mother. That always works.

[Lanzy]

welcome






..uh..I don't say much.

[Ponder Stibbons]

Originally Posted by Hal Briston

... RoboGoat MarkVIII ....

Aaaand, fetch.

:Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank:

:Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank:

Awww, man, it came back empty.

[Beware of Doug]

Originally Posted by Least Original User Name Ever

Why would you wish [14 k of g in an f p d] on anyone?

We gotta get rid of it somehow.

I suppose we could call back the squcks, altho the squid would fight like hell to keep their niche in the ecosystem.

[GrizzRich]

Originally Posted by Hal Briston

... PowerFelch

BAND NAME!

[Frozen Fish Sticks]

Thanks for the warm (cold?!) welcomes... I think. Maybe it wasn't the wisest decision to draw attention to myself, but I get the feeling that once I start fitting in, you are a fun bunch of people!

Gangster Octopus, it is funny you should mention the Simpsons because I was trying to do a Dr. Nick in my original post.

Also, ponder this:

Why does everyone assume my screen name is Frozen "Fish Sticks" and not "Frozen Fish" Sticks?

[Hal Briston]

Originally Posted by GrizzRich

BAND NAME!

Band name, Doper name, we'll find a use for it eventually...

[LurkMeister]

Originally Posted by Frozen Fish Sticks

Why does everyone assume my screen name is Frozen "Fish Sticks" and not "Frozen Fish" Sticks?

Either way, you're going to get cooked.

[Mikemike2]

Originally Posted by Gangster Octopus

Here's a couple of hints for how to ingratiate yourself on each board:

1) General Questions - Ask if 0.999999etc really equals 1. Or try to dispute the Monty Hall problem. OIr better yet, nonchantlantly ask whether an airplane could take off from a treadmill. All winners.

2) Great Debates - Conspiracy theory threads always invite well balnced and interesting debate, especially if it involves 9/11 or Lee Harvey Oswald. Start one today.

3) Cafe Society - Instant acceptance can be had if you simply throw in a tangentially relevant Simpsons reference/quote into almost any thread. Also, remember, Josh Wheden is a god, do not talk ill of him...EVER! Star Wars an Lord of the Rings don't really get much attention in CS, so don't waste your time.

4) BBQ Pit - Scour news sites for the most blatant episode of parental/teacher/police misconduct and post it and how outraged you are. Then wait for the accolades as everyone also chimes in about their disgust. Unexplored territory also includes driving, cell phones, cell phone service providers, movie theater talkers, George Bush, Best Buy, SUVs, and surpisingly the moderators.


Welcome!

That's funny and should be put in the FAQ