Hi everyone! Just paid the $$ for a subscription. I’ve been lurking around the board for a couple weeks now, and I enjoy the boards, so I figured it was time to cross over to the dark side.
I’m not sure what kind of initiation I have to endure, like having sex with sheep or what, but I’m ready. Do your worst! 
–FCOD
They aren’t females, and you aren’t the one who makes love to them…
Anyone bring the rum?
Sex with Sheep is Hal’s thing, you’ll need to come up with your own. 
Welcome and enjoy.
I can tell you what you have to do to become a fully accepted member of the community, but first you need to buy a 12 lb. ham and send it to me. Not Black Boar! It must be smoked under the watchful eye of a wizened Scotsman. I will tell you the rest after.
YOU MUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER!!!@!!7
Welcome!! Enjoy your stay! Leave the sheep alone - Hal gets jealous. Don’t step on the cats. Would you care for a margarita? With or without salt?
Welcome to the boards! smooch
We tend to go with more… aquatic animals around here…
Hmm…well these are all good ideas, but I think I’ll go with the 'rita for now. Salt please.
–FCOD
Sass from the newbie, 'eh? We’ll see about that…it’s a jug of Wasabiritas and a room full of Squcks for you!
:: pulls lever, drops **FlyingCowOfDoom ** down to lower torture room level ::
Hey FlyingCowOfDoom, I just noticed your location. What county? I’m in Monmouth.
Welcome, FlyingCowofDoom - are you sure you want me to do my worst?! 
:eek:
I live in Bergen county, but I work in Somerset county. Yeah, it’s an hour and fifteen minute drive twice a day.
Hal: You’ll be happy to know that the first post I ever read on the boards was yours. Can you guess which one?
–FCOD
squck squck squck squck squck squck squck
Hi there, FlyingCow! Welcome to the SDMB. I don’t know what the initiation process is because I never had to go through with it myself…at least, I don’t think I did…I just realized that they probably shot me full of some drug that causes amnesia! :eek:
In Soviet Russia, sheep have sex with you!
Nah, they have that little Brain washing device from MIB.
Welcome, FCoD!
There is no sheep.
The calamari was cancelled.
There is no need for lubricants.
This is not a Torture Room. It’s a Parliamentary Library.
That noise is nothing.
You are Perfectly Safe.
All of a sudden I feel very very nervous…
–FCOD
Hullo FlyingCowOfDoom. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
I was in Somerset County twice, in the late 1980’s-early '90’s. For a couple of days each time.
If you don’t know which SDMB meme I’m invoking, you’ll learn soon enough!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If you’re asking to be hazed, then you must be some sort of masochist.
Therefore, in order to make you suffer, I shall not haze you. So there. 