Whee! I'm a member now - welcome me!

OK, I’ve been a non-member lurker for quite a long time. I’ve been a guest for not-quite 30 days, and it’s been fun. I just got some disposable funds available and got myself signed up as an official member now. So - I’m hosting this thread for anyone who wants to say “hi” or “welcome” or offer sage words of advice or whatever. You can use this to ask me questions & get to know me a little, if you like - although I intend to preserve my anonymity as far as some things go.

C’mon in! :slight_smile:

Welcome! Don’t step on the cats. Would you care for a margarita?

Why, thank you! Rocks, no salt, please. And I would welcome the cats to sit next to me, if they like.

Welcome aboard! Never leave your computer unattended while logged in.

Welcome. I see you’ve met Hal.

He likes sheep.

But does he like Yaks?

Pace yourself, YaWanna. It’s a marathon around here, not a sprint.

RYBTP

Welcome! :slight_smile:

So I’ve heard… :slight_smile:

Ahh, I see the problem. Forgot to check off the signature box last time.

In Hal’s love of sheep we trust. :cool:

Welcome to the boards, YaWanna! smooch Just step right this way towards the big bubbling vat…

Welcome welcome welcome!

Say, weren’t you on board for the Great Chick Pirate Boat Adventure? I seem to recall you from there…(checking that thread…). Yup, that was you. Well, welcome again.

Just keep your feet off the furniture and try not to get peanut shells in the cat’s water dish, it gives them the trots.

NO! Not that one! The other big bubbling vat.

Whew. That was a close one.

Hi. A little poultry seasoning goes a long way (sage advice - get it? I slay me!)

Well, this is quite a nice group! Thanks for showing up. I hope we’re well-stocked for margaritas.

Margaritas! Yummy! I loves me some Margarita!

Oh, Hi to you YaWanna. Welcome to the boards and watch out for the goats. Someone will be along soon with lubrication.

Welcome aboard and have fun. It’s a great place.

…“The Shongololo Express”?

Margaritas are always in plentiful supply, my dear (Sunspace, where’s the hair net?) and we have a large selection of drinks at your disposal (Hal! Bring in the cherry stuff, not the lime!) any time you want to get thoroughly drunked. (All right, roll 'er in, guys!)

Now, if you’d just stand on this big red dot over here…

The newbies get lubrication now? Dang.

Kythereia usually brings the goats but I guess I’m in charge of them today…put on this hat, step this way and…

sorry, you gotta watch those stairs…well, now that you’re down…turn on the lights and…