Welcome to our sandbox. You realize, of course, you’re required to send me a love offering of fine chocolates. No, really - it’s in your membership agreement, I’m almost certain. 
That must’ve been in the really, really small print.
Hmmm…seem to be all out of cherry. Lesse what we’ve got in the larder…
:rummage rummage rummage:
Well, it seems we’ve got the ingredients for three different types of Margaritas: wasabi, rohypnol or bile. I’ve made up a pitcher of each (unlabled, of course), so drink up!
[sub]It looked kinda like this.[/sub]
Actually you should send Mom AND the mods chocolate! And if you have any left over…
(Mod is good, mod is grate, Yeahhhhh… MOD!)
Anyway, WELCOME!
Jake
Dibs on wasabi.
Hung Mung–be careful with those wasabi margaritas, will you? Remember what the EPA said last time: “No more sulphur without an environmental impact report.”
Try increasing the iodine content this time instead.
Alright, who put the wasabi on the cats feet? If you don’t like it, give it to the goats.
mmm, margaritas. Too bad I can’t drink right now 
Can I come back in 30 days to claim one? Welcome to the boards.
-Otanx
Welcome aboard! Nice to see new faces around here. 
Hello YaWanna. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Can’t have environmental impact without the report. I’ll try to keep it to a quiet minimum, I promise.
But I wouldn’t pull any fingers if I were you.
Hi YaWanna!
It’s nice to have you amongst us!!
Wasabi margarita with a raw tuna garnish, please?
Those that know me, know that I would pop my head in here if the word “margarita” was used. Rocks, no salt, and a side-car of whatever to-kill-ya you have onhand, please!
Welcome aboard the Dope, YaWanna! It’s a great place to hang out and learn and have fun. God knows I’ve done my share of all three. Oh yeah, and drink, too.
I like the cut of your jib. I wish to learn more and would like to subscribe to your news letter.
[Strong Bad]In addition to the cut of you jib, I also like the sound of your town. PDX Sex:Female[/SB]